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      11-02-2019, 11:57 PM   #2421
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i started talking with a girl on tinder

that girl also happens to be the girl my buddy has been hanging with lately
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      11-03-2019, 12:01 AM   #2422
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Oof! That a hernia issue?
I was flexing for you, but I do have an outie
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      11-03-2019, 08:22 AM   #2423
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i started talking with a girl on tinder

that girl also happens to be the girl my buddy has been hanging with lately
Be careful, Pickle. If he’s your friend, nothing good can come from this.
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      11-03-2019, 08:28 AM   #2424
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Oh, I don't know. $5 or so?

Case in point: I'm sitting here with a bottle of P12 on a lazy Friday evening. I haven't logged a single mile on my bike all week. Granted, I've got some back problems (old age) that I'm working through. Tomorrow looks to be 45F and high winds. Not good riding weather. So I need to ride the trainer. Here's where I need a motivational coach. I could skip the coach if I had the motivation to begin with.
I wish you were close.

I would invite you out for a ride with me and my cousins today.

I rode my bike to work on Friday... those high winds definitely gave me a couple gut checks, lol.
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      11-03-2019, 01:37 PM   #2425
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All my problems can be fixed with porn, drinks, and women.
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      11-03-2019, 01:40 PM   #2426
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I wish you were close.

I would invite you out for a ride with me and my cousins today.

I rode my bike to work on Friday... those high winds definitely gave me a couple gut checks, lol.
Thanks. Nice enough day today except for the winds. 18-25MPH is no fun to ride in. But I had a ton of late season yard work anyway, so I got my calorie burn in.
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      11-03-2019, 08:39 PM   #2427
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Be careful, Pickle. If he’s your friend, nothing good can come from this.
oh he knows, they aren't official so he's not really giving two shits about it. if anything it showed him that she probably won't be upgraded to official status hahahahaha

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All my problems can be fixed with porn, drinks, and women.
that's the attitude!!

except - why do you need porn and women? coke and women mix better from what i've heard
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      11-04-2019, 08:37 AM   #2428
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except - why do you need porn and women? coke and women mix better from what i've heard
exactly
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      11-04-2019, 11:54 AM   #2429
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Thanks. Nice enough day today except for the winds. 18-25MPH is no fun to ride in. But I had a ton of late season yard work anyway, so I got my calorie burn in.
Me and "The Hern" went and rode for 55 minutes on Sunday, just before lunch. BEAUTIFUL So-Cal Fall day. Low 70s, slight breeze, loads of sun.

Then I came home and finished with the rose trimming, and decided to upgrade the Trek from that spot in the one shed that requires a severe dead-lift to close the door, to hooks in with the motorcycle's shed.

Oh, and then I put on just my vest, in shorts and rubber boots, and went for about 10 miles on the motorcycle, just to mix the oil around.
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All my problems can be fixed with porn, drinks, and women.
If you have drinks and women, then what is the need for porn? If you're watching porn with women, then you're doing it wrong. Sure you can watch it together, but in my experience (if it's being done right) what's going on in front of you should eliminates the need for porn anyway.

Also, if these three things eliminate all your problems then your life must be pretty decent. No mention of finances, mental or physical health?

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that's the attitude!!

except - why do you need porn and women? coke, viagra and women mix better from what i've heard
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If you have drinks and women, then what is the need for porn? If you're watching porn with women, then you're doing it wrong. Sure you can watch it together, but in my experience (if it's being done right) what's going on in front of you should eliminates the need for porn anyway.

Also, if these three things eliminate all your problems then your life must be pretty decent. No mention of finances, mental or physical health?



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society is all about immediate gratification. we humans are wired for it. so much easier to rub one out then to work for it. also with courting women comes rejection. i used to have this mentally at 21; just fuck around get paper, but thats dying out slowly. i still wish i didn't beat it as much but im tired of easy girls/porn...need a challenge or its just all blahh
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      11-04-2019, 12:11 PM   #2432
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I want a major riot to start in Hong Kong right now so I can attend it and cross another thing off my bucket list. I'm neither pro or anti the movement that's happening, I just want to be in the mess when it hits the fan. I even have a gas mask and bag ready for me to pounce anytime.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Holy cow 😮 this aged well 🧐 you wrote this 5 years ago.
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society is all about immediate gratification. we humans are wired for it. so much easier to rub one out then to work for it. also with courting women comes rejection. i used to have this mentally at 21; just fuck around get paper, but thats dying out slowly. i still wish i didn't beat it as much but im tired of easy girls/porn...need a challenge or its just all blahh
I'm with you on this! I got tired of easy as well and got myself an actual girlfriend. I got lucky though, it's the easiest relationship I've ever had. Chasing paper will always be a thing though. Even if you had a challenge and a steady girl, you'd still beat that shit!
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      11-07-2019, 06:32 AM   #2434
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I'm a moron. For whatever reason I don't know, but I never changed the clock on my nightstand over the weekend. All other clocks were changed.

For the past few days, when I wake up and look at it, I know it's an hour earlier than the time on the clock. This morning I looked at it and just got out of bed. I went downstairs and made my coffee and went about my morning routine. I didn't realize until 30 minutes later that it was 3:00 am and not 4:00 am. Someone shoot me! It's going to be a long day.

And yes, the clock is now changed.
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I'm a moron. For whatever reason I don't know, but I never changed the clock on my nightstand over the weekend. All other clocks were changed.

For the past few days, when I wake up and look at it, I know it's an hour earlier than the time on the clock. This morning I looked at it and just got out of bed. I went downstairs and made my coffee and went about my morning routine. I didn't realize until 30 minutes later that it was 3:00 am and not 4:00 am. Someone shoot me! It's going to be a long day.

And yes, the clock is now changed.


i did something like this last week. We have camera in the kids room, my lil girl was crying so i get up, my wife beats me to room. I still get up, start looking for my clothes. I jump in shower. She walks in says..are you ok, its only 1am
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I'm a moron. For whatever reason I don't know, but I never changed the clock on my nightstand over the weekend. All other clocks were changed.

For the past few days, when I wake up and look at it, I know it's an hour earlier than the time on the clock. This morning I looked at it and just got out of bed. I went downstairs and made my coffee and went about my morning routine. I didn't realize until 30 minutes later that it was 3:00 am and not 4:00 am. Someone shoot me! It's going to be a long day.

And yes, the clock is now changed.
LOL....when you get up at the time that we do....does it really even matter anymore?

I'm usually up no later than 2:30 am every morning, and in bed by 10:00 pm every night.
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LOL....when you get up at the time that we do....does it really even matter anymore?

I'm usually up no later than 2:30 am every morning, and in bed by 10:00 pm every night.
It's getting earlier and earlier. What happened to the days when the only time I saw 4:00 am was at the END of the day?
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I'm a moron. For whatever reason I don't know, but I never changed the clock on my nightstand over the weekend. All other clocks were changed.

For the past few days, when I wake up and look at it, I know it's an hour earlier than the time on the clock. This morning I looked at it and just got out of bed. I went downstairs and made my coffee and went about my morning routine. I didn't realize until 30 minutes later that it was 3:00 am and not 4:00 am. Someone shoot me! It's going to be a long day.

And yes, the clock is now changed.
jesus, how long is your commute?
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jesus, how long is your commute?
My commute is nothing really. I'm usually in work by 6:30 am. This morning I pulled out of my driveway at 5:32, went to Starbucks and was in my office at 6:03. Going home takes a bit longer with almost rush hour traffic at 4:20 pm, 45 minutes for 18 miles compared to 22 miles in the morning due to Starbucks being one exit further than my office.

I don't get up that early because I have to, I get up that early because the clock in my brain says it's time to get up.
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My commute is nothing really. I'm usually in work by 6:30 am. This morning I pulled out of my driveway at 5:32, went to Starbucks and was in my office at 6:03. Going home takes a bit longer with almost rush hour traffic at 4:20 pm, 45 minutes for 18 miles compared to 22 miles in the morning due to Starbucks being one exit further than my office.

I don't get up that early because I have to, I get up that early because the clock in my brain says it's time to get up.
I roll out of bed at "whenever the fuck I feel like it" am. I stop by my espresso machine on the way to my desk so the entire 30 foot commute from bed to work takes about 5 minutes to make my latte.
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All this is why we need to nuke Daylight Savings time from orbit
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My commute is nothing really. I'm usually in work by 6:30 am. This morning I pulled out of my driveway at 5:32, went to Starbucks and was in my office at 6:03. Going home takes a bit longer with almost rush hour traffic at 4:20 pm, 45 minutes for 18 miles compared to 22 miles in the morning due to Starbucks being one exit further than my office.

I don't get up that early because I have to, I get up that early because the clock in my brain says it's time to get up.
that's... very early, wow

I'm really not a fan of the way the working hours are laid. Most people (for some really fucky reason) prefer to leave work early; I'd much rather stay 9-5 than 8-4. This one company that I was really keen on working for said their hours during the week are 8-4.30, and fridays are 8-2pm. Like, why? What's the point of coming in so early, 4.30pm and 5.30pm will not make a big difference in what you end up doing that night. I just don't get it

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I roll out of bed at "whenever the fuck I feel like it" am. I stop by my espresso machine on the way to my desk so the entire 30 foot commute from bed to work takes about 5 minutes to make my latte.
I honestly think this is the world's greatest luxury that nothing can compare. Waking up without an alarm is just so satisfying and great! Not even about the working from home thing, I'd be so happy if I could not set an alarm during the week
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