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      03-14-2016, 09:01 PM   #24201
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Must have been stacked up behind that super charger that sat forever...
OMG DAD THIS PREWORKOUT IS THE TITS.
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      03-14-2016, 10:05 PM   #24202
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Must have been stacked up behind that super charger that sat forever...
Some body is JELLY

Actually - they sat in the holes for about a month

Had to dig a little out of each so I could square the post
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.
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A little late to the party, but these guns work well.

Hard to aim, but very intimidating.


Goes right through you.


This stops people...
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      03-14-2016, 11:16 PM   #24205
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OMG DAD THIS PREWORKOUT IS THE TITS.
Don't call anything tits. Nothing is tits, except tits. Accept no substitute.
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      03-14-2016, 11:29 PM   #24206
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Don't call anything tits. Nothing is tits, except tits. Accept no substitute.
TITTIES!!!!!

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      03-15-2016, 03:18 AM   #24208
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Btw, where's Prena? Hope he's well.
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Btw, where's Prena? Hope he's well.
suicided when Lups left america.. im guessing
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nah, but there are so many words that should be approved to be words because they just fit...


i.e. After the crime, he was going to be consequated for his actions but suicided himself to escape being punishmented.
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Don't call anything tits. Nothing is tits, except tits. Accept no substitute.
yessir.
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      03-15-2016, 07:34 AM   #24213
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Preworkout finally wore off. Man that was AWESOME. I never consume anything with caffeine in it.
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Don't call anything tits. Nothing is tits, except tits. Accept no substitute.
I really love tits. Planning on touching some this weekend, so that's pretty neat.
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I really love tits. Planning on touching some this weekend, so that's pretty neat.
+1.....on the loving tits part.
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+1.....on the loving tits part.
You can touch some if you want, they just may not be the ones you want, or the womans you grab may not appreciate you touching them. You're in control of your destiny.
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You can touch some if you want, they just may not be the ones you want, or the womans you grab may not appreciate you touching them. You're in control of your destiny.
I laughed unashamedly loud at this.
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Crack for breakfast?
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Crack for breakfast?
Even better. Pineapple express.
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Even better. Pineapple express.
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