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King Rudi · 03-16-2021, 01:15 PM

The black bits in bananas are tarantula eggs.

TiMSport · 03-16-2021, 01:23 PM

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The black bits in bananas are tarantula eggs.

Man I was just about to have a banana too...

Esteban · 03-16-2021, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by King Rudi

The black bits in bananas are tarantula eggs.

And if you eat them you grow tarantulas inside of you that will eat their way out, like in Alien. lol

UncleWede · 03-16-2021, 02:41 PM

Fig (FLY!!!) Newtons

evil-G-nius · 03-16-2021, 05:18 PM

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Does anyone know where I can get large quantities of pop rocks? I suddenly can't seem to have enough of them.

evil-G-nius · 03-16-2021, 05:22 PM

People that compete on the Bachelor/Bachelorette are mentally challenged

vreihen16 · 03-16-2021, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by evil-G-nius

People that watch Bachelor/Bachelorette are mentally challenged

FTFY.....

evil-G-nius · 03-17-2021, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

FTFY.....

Both happen to be true statements! LOL

Joekerr · 03-17-2021, 03:46 PM

Avril Lavigne is either money laundering via construction, or has surrounded herself with managers who are idiots. And I don't know why or how she would need to do money laundering.

Background - she has been renovating this property very close to me, I drive by it every day basically, but it has been ongoing for the past 3 years now. Just constant construction, constant flow of tradespeople to her house, lights are on, etc.

I'm fairly certain she isn't living there yet because who wants to live in that kind of a project if you don't have to, but honestly - three years to do these renos? At this point I have to assume it may have been cheaper to knock the thing over and start fresh. Does she even know how much money is being spent here?

But I do feel sorry for her neighbour, I talk to him from time to time and he gets rando's knocking on his door asking for Avril. It is sort of funny - his property (before he bought it) was one that my wife and I looked at about 6 years ago, but ultimately the place needed too much work and was priced too high so we walked. Now that I know Avril bought the place next door a few years later, man am I ever glad we didn't buy that place. I would not have wanted to be her next door neighbour and getting all these randoms just coming by our place.

vreihen16 · 03-17-2021, 04:43 PM

Avril Lavigne?

I'm pretty sure they make an ointment to cure whatever that is.....

TiMSport · 03-17-2021, 04:50 PM

Yeah it's French for vagina.

TKDbilly · 03-17-2021, 04:55 PM

We ARE living in a simulation; I know the attached article may be too entry level for most on this forum and thread considering the highly educated and intelligent crowd you all are, but give it a try anyway.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/a...e-about-50-50/

MKSixer · 03-17-2021, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by evil-G-nius

People that compete on the Bachelor/Bachelorette are mentally challenged

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Originally Posted by vreihen16

FTFY.....

I had a co-worker who was supposed to go on The Bachelor as a villainess in 2003/2004. First of all...she was INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE. She was so beautiful and flawless that it actually made her difficult to look at. I kid you not.

Secondly, she invented Resting Bitch Face before it was an actual term. She drew so much attention that she became the Master of The Withering Stare. It was pretty damn funny.

The part that made her most attractive, IMHO, was her rapier-like wit. She was like an overpowered light saber. We still stay in touch. She has been an extra in several movies and TV shows but never hit it big.

m630 · 03-17-2021, 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TKDbilly

We ARE living in a simulation; I know the attached article may be too entry level for most on this forum and thread considering the highly educated and intelligent crowd you all are, but give it a try anyway.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/a...e-about-50-50/

Certainly we are not in a simulation.

No external being (ie programmer) could ever conceive the autracities human beings have done to each other and continue to do so today.

But, to think about the argument in another way, if time does not truly exist, we can perhaps be living in the past, present and the future simultaneously...

3.0L · 03-17-2021, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by evil-G-nius

People that compete on the Bachelor/Bachelorette are mentally challenged

...and other game shows:

cmyx6go · 03-17-2021, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 3.0L

...and other game shows:

That show was hysterical!

TKDbilly · 03-17-2021, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by m630

Certainly we are not in a simulation.

No external being (ie programmer) could ever conceive the autracities human beings have done to each other and continue to do so today.

But, to think about the argument in another way, if time does not truly exist, we can perhaps be living in the past, present and the future simultaneously...

Both Hal 9000 and Deep Thought knew you would say that!

Buug959 · 03-17-2021, 06:45 PM

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Both Hal 9000 and Deep Thought knew you would say that!

I wonder how many will catch those references.

TKDbilly · 03-17-2021, 06:56 PM

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I wonder how many will catch those references.

Well, if 2001 and 42 doesn't help then there is no hope!

Fly320s · 03-17-2021, 07:01 PM

So long and thanks for all the fish, Dave.

TiMSport · 03-17-2021, 07:02 PM

I'm still waiting for someone to comment on my prediction of virtual GFs

Buug959 · 03-17-2021, 07:04 PM

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I'm still waiting for someone to comment on my prediction of virtual GFs

I'm not sure we're ready for that yet.

03-16-2021, 02:41 PM	#224
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Joekerr Banned 7922 Rep 1,923 Posts Drives: 2017 Audi S6 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Toronto, ON iTrader: (0)	Avril Lavigne is either money laundering via construction, or has surrounded herself with managers who are idiots. And I don't know why or how she would need to do money laundering. Background - she has been renovating this property very close to me, I drive by it every day basically, but it has been ongoing for the past 3 years now. Just constant construction, constant flow of tradespeople to her house, lights are on, etc. I'm fairly certain she isn't living there yet because who wants to live in that kind of a project if you don't have to, but honestly - three years to do these renos? At this point I have to assume it may have been cheaper to knock the thing over and start fresh. Does she even know how much money is being spent here? But I do feel sorry for her neighbour, I talk to him from time to time and he gets rando's knocking on his door asking for Avril. It is sort of funny - his property (before he bought it) was one that my wife and I looked at about 6 years ago, but ultimately the place needed too much work and was priced too high so we walked. Now that I know Avril bought the place next door a few years later, man am I ever glad we didn't buy that place. I would not have wanted to be her next door neighbour and getting all these randoms just coming by our place.
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