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      12-12-2019, 11:33 AM   #24025
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And then buy your wife a dishwasher for Christmas. That should end well.
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I'm seeing 3 to 4 potential deaths of BP-OT members either on or just after Christmas day.
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And then buy your wife a dishwasher for Christmas. That should end well.
You know why the bride wears white at a wedding.....so the dishwasher will match the rest of the appliances.
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I’m assuming you guys know the back story on this where @joekerr asked if a dishwasher was a good Idea for a Christmas present.
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I’m assuming you guys know the back story on this where @joekerr asked if a dishwasher was a good Idea for a Christmas present.
I assume you said "no, what are you nuts? A dishwasher? Your wife will kill you. Get her a vacuum cleaner!"
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You know why the bride wears white at a wedding.....so the dishwasher will match the rest of the appliances.
You know why womens feet are smaller, so they can stand closer to the stove. Its science bro.

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I assume you said "no, what are you nuts? A dishwasher? Your wife will kill you. Get her a vacuum cleaner!"
Oh, so something that sucks? No double meaning there, no? Pfft, I'm onto you, you are just like MKSixer - you just want my stuff and are looking for ways to expedite my shuffling off this mortal coil.


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You know why the bride wears white at a wedding.....so the dishwasher will match the rest of the appliances.
Add one more to the death list. That is all.
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I assume you said "no, what are you nuts? A dishwasher? Your wife will kill you. Get her a vacuum cleaner!"
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Oh, so something that sucks? No double meaning there, no? Pfft, I'm onto you, you are just like MKSixer - you just want my stuff and are looking for ways to expedite my shuffling off this mortal coil.

Greedy ba'tard!! You just want more stuff!
I haven't gotten any stuff in a while. shoei Which one of our BP brethren will get murdered on Christmas day from their wife committing appliancide?
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I assume you said "no, what are you nuts? A dishwasher? Your wife will kill you. Get her a vacuum cleaner!"
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You know why womens feet are smaller, so the can stand closer to the stove. Its science bro.
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Oh, so something that sucks? No double meaning there, no? Pfft, I'm onto you, you are just like MKSixer - you just want my stuff and are looking for ways to expedite my shuffling off this mortal coil.

Greedy ba'tard!! You just want more stuff!
I haven't gotten any stuff in a while. shoei Which one of our BP brethren will get murdered on Christmas day from their wife committing appliancide?
Depends... Have you paid attention to your wife this year? And will you be purchasing her a dishwasher or a vacuum? Lol
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