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      11-13-2015, 01:45 PM   #2355
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this guy gives you a bro hug and you barf on him?

i will assume it's from the alcohol and drugs.
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needs more clitscape. "what is that a bowl of flesh colored raisins in the moonlight?! oh damnnn!!!"
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      11-13-2015, 01:54 PM   #2359
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this guy gives you a bro hug and you barf on him?

i will assume it's from the alcohol and drugs.
My mom told me when I was young if another man hugs me I'll turn gay, and I don't want that to happen.
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My mom told me when I was young if another man hugs me I'll turn gay, and I don't want that to happen.
don't be scared. perhaps you'll find it liberating.
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      11-13-2015, 02:02 PM   #2361
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this guy gives you a bro hug and you barf on him?

i will assume it's from the alcohol and drugs.
My mom told me when I was young if another man hugs me I'll turn gay, and I don't want that to happen.
She meant gay as in happy. And you should be grateful for jake's hug!
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Do ladies like Nutscape pics?
This is my new favorite thing. I even showed them to a coworker, who instantly judged me.
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Has a masseuse, male or female, touched you where your bathing suit covers? If so, did you enjoy or file charges?
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      11-13-2015, 02:51 PM   #2364
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Has a masseuse, male or female, touched you where your bathing suit covers? If so, did you enjoy or file charges?
Don't you have to pay extra for this?
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      11-13-2015, 02:53 PM   #2365
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Has a masseuse, male or female, touched you where your bathing suit covers? If so, did you enjoy or file charges?
In Europe during a massage by both a male or female masseuse, they massage boobs which they don't do in North America. It's a little weird and i can't say I liked it.
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Has a masseuse, male or female, touched you where your bathing suit covers? If so, did you enjoy or file charges?
Boob massage was weird and I'm inclined to agree with Tara. Ass massage is kind of nice if you actually have sore muscles there, but it's more of the sides than just repeated ass grabbing.
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      11-13-2015, 03:07 PM   #2367
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In Europe during a massage by both a male or female masseuse, they massage boobs which they don't do in North America. It's a little weird and i can't say I liked it.
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Boob massage was weird and I'm inclined to agree with Tara. Ass massage is kind of nice if you actually have sore muscles there, but it's more of the sides than just repeated ass grabbing.
Sounds like you guys need to get our more.
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Boob massage was weird and I'm inclined to agree with Tara. Ass massage is kind of nice if you actually have sore muscles there, but it's more of the sides than just repeated ass grabbing.
I like.
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In Europe during a massage by both a male or female masseuse, they massage boobs which they don't do in North America. It's a little weird and i can't say I liked it.
Was it weird because a random was doing it or because boobs are related to sexual activities?
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Boob massage was weird and I'm inclined to agree with Tara. Ass massage is kind of nice if you actually have sore muscles there, but it's more of the sides than just repeated ass grabbing.
Ass grabbing is an art and when done properly, one does not feel the grab. Rare that a spa will do that type of work though.
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      11-13-2015, 05:22 PM   #2372
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In Europe during a massage by both a male or female masseuse, they massage boobs which they don't do in North America. It's a little weird and i can't say I liked it.
Europe ? Boobs massage ? That's only because your masseur was I
But glad to hear you like it..
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I'm a horrible person but every time I see a woman sitting there waiting for her door to be opened I want to go and show her how to operate that magical leaver that can handle the task.
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      11-15-2015, 10:19 PM   #2374
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In Europe during a massage by both a male or female masseuse, they massage boobs which they don't do in North America. It's a little weird and i can't say I liked it.
Unless "that time" is coming up, right? (or at least that's what I've observed)
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I'm a horrible person but every time I see a woman sitting there waiting for her door to be opened I want to go and show her how to operate that magical leaver that can handle the task.
ha ha ha.
Women opens a door for me.
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Women opens a door for me.
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