What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

It's possible. Disappointed isn't on the chart.

BAM (sorry - couldn't let it pass)

Can't you tell my sarcasm, anymore? This was set up just for you.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I always wanted to marry Kristen Stewart. That's her, right? She looks 12 there. But IDGAF.

She always has the same facial expression though. For fucks sake girl, show some damn excitement once in a while.

[1MOREMOD]

She does only have one face.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

She always has the same facial expression though. For fucks sake girl, show some damn excitement once in a while.

But she's wonderful.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

She does only have one face.

Soon to have cum on it.......in my magazine.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

She does only have one face.

Deep thoughts, by 1MOREMOD

Problem is, I cannot tell whether you meant this LITERALLY or were just agreeing. Either way, you remain an enigma. Much respect,

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Deep thoughts, by 1MOREMOD

Problem is, I cannot tell whether you meant this LITERALLY or were just agreeing. Either way, you remain an enigma. Much respect,

All hail 1MOREMOD

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Deep thoughts, by 1MOREMOD

Problem is, I cannot tell whether you meant this LITERALLY or were just agreeing. Either way, you remain an enigma. Much respect,

I can be none other than myself.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Deep thoughts, by 1MOREMOD

Problem is, I cannot tell whether you meant this LITERALLY or were just agreeing. Either way, you remain an enigma. Much respect,

You have to help me write his book. I don't think I have the brainpower for it.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

You have to help me write his book. I don't think I have the brainpower for it.

I write erotic novels in my spare time. Can I help write too?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

I write erotic novels in my spare time. Can I help write too?

Does erotica apply to extraterrestrials? I do hear they are into some freakish things.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

I write erotic novels in my spare time. Can I help write too?

No you are nasty boy.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Does erotica apply to extraterrestrials? I do hear they are into some freakish things.

Absolutely, they just stick different things into different holes. Still just as messy, if not a little more!

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

No you are nasty boy.

That's my nickname in the sack. Nasty Boy. Even got it embroidered on my undergarments so I storm in the room like a WWE match.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

There's like a new boob grace period, right? Like, before any roughhousing can take place.



Not like I roughhouse titties or anything, just sayin'.

Roughhousing is encouraged once the incision is fully healed.

I have a friend who though one of her implants burst because she heard and felt a sharp snap and all of a sudden her left boob was softer to touch and hung more naturally. She freaked out and went to the Dr to make sure it wasn't punctured since it was a silicone gel implant rather than saline. Turns out what she heard and felt was some scar tissue breaking up. That should have happened much earlier in the process if they were handled more aggressively from the beginning. She confirmed this because her BF's (now husband) routine was to use his right hand to hold up her left leg and his left hand to fondle right boob..... always..... every time.... WITHOUT exception. lol

I assume he's getting better at being ambidextrous in the bedroom these days. haha

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

That's my nickname in the sack. Nasty Boy. Even got it embroidered on my undergarments so I storm in the room like a WWE match.

Oh god.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Roughhousing is encouraged once the incision is fully healed.

I have a friend who though one of her implants burst because she heard and felt a sharp snap and all of a sudden her left boob was softer to touch and hung more naturally. She freaked out and went to the Dr to make sure it wasn't punctured since it was a silicone gel implant rather than saline. Turns out what she heard and felt was some scar tissue breaking up. That should have happened much earlier in the process if they were handled more aggressively from the beginning. She confirmed this because her BF's (now husband) routine was to use his right hand to hold up her right leg and his left hand to fondle left boob..... always..... every time.... WITHOUT exception. lol

I assume he's getting better at being ambidextrous in the bedroom these days. haha

LMAO! Old habits are hard to break, I suppose. Don't think I've ever tried that one LOL.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Roughhousing is encouraged once the incision is fully healed.

I have a friend who though one of her implants burst because she heard and felt a sharp snap and all of a sudden her left boob was softer to touch and hung more naturally. She freaked out and went to the Dr to make sure it wasn't punctured since it was a silicone gel implant rather than saline. Turns out what she heard and felt was some scar tissue breaking up. That should have happened much earlier in the process if they were handled more aggressively from the beginning. She confirmed this because her BF's (now husband) routine was to use his right hand to hold up her right leg and his left hand to fondle left boob..... always..... every time.... WITHOUT exception. lol

I assume he's getting better at being ambidextrous in the bedroom these days. haha

Is that called a crossover in technical terms?

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Oh god.



LMAO! Old habits are hard to break, I suppose. Don't think I've ever tried that one LOL.

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Is that called a crossover in technical terms?

yeah, messed that up.... his right her left, his left her right... lol

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

yeah, messed that up.... his right her left, his left her right... lol

Like the way cylinders fire in a V8 bank?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Roughhousing is encouraged once the incision is fully healed.

I have a friend who though one of her implants burst because she heard and felt a sharp snap and all of a sudden her left boob was softer to touch and hung more naturally. She freaked out and went to the Dr to make sure it wasn't punctured since it was a silicone gel implant rather than saline. Turns out what she heard and felt was some scar tissue breaking up. That should have happened much earlier in the process if they were handled more aggressively from the beginning. She confirmed this because her BF's (now husband) routine was to use his right hand to hold up her left leg and his left hand to fondle right boob..... always..... every time.... WITHOUT exception. lol

I assume he's getting better at being ambidextrous in the bedroom these days. haha

Bro needs to learn to mix up his formation. If he cannot give it a new look, he's never gonna break the O line and sack the QB. You know what I am sayin?

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Bro needs to learn to mix up his formation. If he cannot give it a new look, he's never gonna break the O line and sack the QB. You know what I am sayin?

You wanna switch teams?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Bro needs to learn to mix up his formation. If he cannot give it a new look, he's never gonna break the O line and sack the QB. You know what I am sayin?

Bro this isn't the Chris Rock thread.

[swagon]

Sup.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Bro this isn't the Chris Rock thread.

All I am saying is that if he used the same position EVERY time, I doubt he she has ever reached the O. That's what I mean. She's gonna be subject to uneven wear. Dude needs to learn some things.