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      10-31-2019, 10:45 AM   #23541
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      10-31-2019, 01:00 PM   #23542
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      10-31-2019, 07:07 PM   #23543
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OK, I just got it; now what part of this shows how stupid I am - that it took so long, or that I'm even caring....
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      11-05-2019, 09:36 AM   #23552
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OK, I just got it; now what part of this shows how stupid I am - that it took so long, or that I'm even caring....
Don't know, I was pretty proud of myself for getting it.
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      11-05-2019, 11:41 AM   #23554
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      11-05-2019, 12:56 PM   #23555
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      11-05-2019, 03:09 PM   #23558
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Don't know, I was pretty proud of myself for getting it.
OK, the Get-A-Life club now has a president and treasurer; if we get somebody to be secretary we're all set to start meeting in somebody's parent's basement

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      11-05-2019, 08:28 PM   #23559
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Can somebody explain this one please?
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      11-05-2019, 08:39 PM   #23560
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Can somebody explain this one please?
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The phone that the girl is taking a picture with is the girl's in the red dress. Girl in the red dress is with her family, and that is a baggy of cocaine stuck to the back of the phone which her family is staring at.
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      11-05-2019, 08:44 PM   #23561
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The phone that the girl is taking a picture with is the girl's in the red dress. Girl in the red dress is with her family, and that is a baggy of cocaine stuck to the back of the phone which her family is staring at.
+1. Is the fat guy grabbing her ass?
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