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      02-26-2016, 12:23 PM   #23299
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      02-26-2016, 01:01 PM   #23300
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The chafing on my leg is finally healing...
You gotta baby powder that shit up.


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      02-26-2016, 01:07 PM   #23301
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You gotta baby powder that shit up.
I've been stealing those lotion samples from my neighbor's mailboxes. Don't need much...the chafing was only a super tiny little spot...like a needle spot.
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      02-26-2016, 01:22 PM   #23302
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I've been stealing those lotion samples from my neighbor's mailboxes. Don't need much...the chafing was only a super tiny little spot...like a needle spot.
I've been stealing packages off my neighbors front door. So far no lotion, but I have got a fleshlight, a box of childrens clothes hangers, a text book for a psychology class, and an iPhone case (no iPhone to use it on )
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I have got a fleshlight, a box of childrens clothes hangers, a text book for a psychology class, and an iPhone case (no iPhone to use it on )
All the fixins for a fun weekend. Party on, Garth
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      02-26-2016, 01:36 PM   #23304
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All the fixins for a fun weekend. Party on, Garth
I just need a Wayne to party with!

*drops on one knee*

Will you be my Wayne?
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      02-26-2016, 01:38 PM   #23305
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I just need a Wayne to party with!

*drops on one knee*

Will you be my Wayne?

And bring that lotion you stole - we'll be needing it.
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      02-26-2016, 01:38 PM   #23306
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All the fixins for a fun weekend. Party on, Garth
I just need a Wayne to party with!

*drops on one knee*

Will you be my Wayne?
I rock an iPhone!
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      02-26-2016, 01:40 PM   #23307
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      02-26-2016, 02:47 PM   #23308
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FTFY
Lotion? Screw that, I bought a 50 gallon barrel of KY last year.

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I rock an iPhone!
Oh..., yeah..., I forgot about that side of you. My deepest condolences.
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      02-26-2016, 03:31 PM   #23309
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Lotion? Screw that, I bought a 50 gallon barrel of KY last year.
You aren't the player I thought you were. Unless, by last year, you mean December, I am ashamed you still have any left. smh
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      02-26-2016, 04:46 PM   #23310
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You aren't the player I thought you were. Unless, by last year, you mean December, I am ashamed you still have any left. smh
Not December, spent all my money on christmas gifts....





It was November.
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      02-26-2016, 05:14 PM   #23311
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      02-26-2016, 06:48 PM   #23312
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Excellent.
Where will you go to see it?
NYC event....

yes pricey...135$ I believe.... whoa!
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      02-26-2016, 06:56 PM   #23313
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I think she wants someone to explore her "Death Star'

You mean her black hole ?
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      02-26-2016, 07:21 PM   #23314
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No way, that's some low class shit. Gotta put in work if you want in these pantaloons.



What does being alone in a bar have to do with not enjoying myself?

Belgie, I'm not sure what you do in your spare time, but I do a surplus of things alone, because it brings me joy. Plus, I also met some really cool people at that bar from MN and MI that I spent the rest of the day with.

My NOLA adventure is something that I'm glad I did, got some awesome pictures, and I'll never forget it.
Sounds good to me William
My spare time ?
I have not much spare time for the moment , because I'm always working on the new American project CommScope

For example today Friday...

1-Wake up at 7 AM and breakfast
2-Gym 90 min and shower
3-Visit my father in the hospital 30 min (He's still in the intensive care)
4-Drove back home to eat and prep. for work .
5-Drove to my work 11 AM
6-Worked today 11 houres
7-Came back home ..At Midnight !
8-Dinner
9-1.15 AM (my local time) and now I'm on Bimmerpost .
10- Soon I'm going to eat my dessert (Javanais)
Welcome to Belgium...
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      02-26-2016, 07:35 PM   #23315
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Yeah...the poor dude's been trying for years.
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I mean..., persistence is key...., for some situations.
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The chafing on my leg is finally healing...
You 2 need a room ..
And if it not works just go both of you for a new GF .
C5 I think you have nothing on your leg , but I'm sure you have a chaving on your mouth from too much of ego talk !
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      02-26-2016, 07:38 PM   #23316
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C5 I think you have nothing on your leg , but I'm sure you have a chaving on your mouth from too much of ego talk !
I'm sorry
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      02-26-2016, 07:49 PM   #23317
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I'm sorry
Sorry ? I think it's more "American sarcasm" ?

BTW...Alex congrats with your GT4
But If it was me..I would go for the Turbo-S in a heartbeat..
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      02-26-2016, 08:02 PM   #23318
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Sorry ? I think it's more "American sarcasm" ?
Phil...you're entitled to your opinion. I'm just sorry to hear how idiotic it is

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BTW...Alex congrats with your GT4
Thanks! We'll see if anyone will accept a check at full MSRP.

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I would go for the Turbo-S in a heartbeat..
If I wanted a relatively fat, powerful GT, I'd get an M6...
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      02-26-2016, 08:05 PM   #23319
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The last GT4 I saw for MSRP sold in 14 minutes.

Had LWB, white, and a couple other goodies. Not sure if it had PCCB though.
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Yeah, congrats on your new car, man. It's gonna be a blast.

Are you keeping the M?
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