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[Axius]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Its bad for your health, unattractive to the opposite sex to be shit faced, so why spend so much doing so? I just dont get it.


To each their own.

You don't necessarily have to get shit faced.


Some drink because it looses them up and eases nerves, some people drink to forget, some people drink because they are addicted, some people drink because people drive them to drink, some people drink to escape reality, some people drink because you get 100x more horny and fuck all night long....,


I can keep going.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Its bad for your health, unattractive to the opposite sex to be shit faced, so why spend so much doing so? I just dont get it.


To each their own.

Oh no, I didn't mean that at all... I just meant that there were a lot of potential responses to the part about about never spending more than $30. Clearly, it is not because you have never drunk more than $30 worth of alcohol That is 2 drinks at some places. More likely, it is because other people pay for most of your drinks. The way to respond to that part of your post (both literal and implied) were so many and various, that it was easier to not choose to respond (until I had to explain my lack of response, at which point, we passed the point where it would have been easier to respond in the first place).

Fine... here is one... because of this, it is one of the more mean-spirited responses... even though it's intent is just for the lulz... but I learned today that I am sarchotic (thanks C5driver ) so now I have to worry people think I am serious.

"Yeah, we spend a lot. We don't want to blow some dude to get our drinks for free. Oh wait, you have never done that."

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

Meh, I have access to women here, not worth a 13 hour drive just for ass. Two different dates this weekend actually. Never been to New Orleans and it was New Years so it was something cool to do and see.


Wait..., does this mean I get to have sex with Tonka, Biorin, Sugs, C5, MKSIX, jltodd, & MOD when I meet them? SCORE!

I think we should see other people, its not you its me. No!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I think we should see other people, its not you its me. No!

That's fine, when you farted the other day it really turned me off to you as a person.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

That's fine, when you farted the other day it really turned me off to you as a person.

Good that you can move on.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

Meh, I have access to women here, not worth a 13 hour drive just for ass. Two different dates this weekend actually. Never been to New Orleans and it was New Years so it was something cool to do and see.


Wait..., does this mean I get to have sex with Tonka, Biorin, Sugs, C5, MKSIX, jltodd, & MOD when I meet them? SCORE!

I'm saving myself.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Good that you can move on.

Let go, Let gov. Can I tell you today about the DMV?

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I'm saving myself.

Should I contact the little white chapel and start sending out "Save the date" cards?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Axius

That's fine, when you farted the other day it really turned me off to you as a person.

Hey asswipe, if you're visiting Moddie, you better visit me

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

Let go, Let gov. Can I tell you today about the DMV?



Should I contact the little white chapel and start sending out "Save the date" cards?

Once I see your net worth as verified by my CPA.
My tastes are both expensive and refined with a proper automotive budget as a minimum requirement.

Last year:

Tires: $9,000USD
Fuel: $18,000USD
i8: Well...you know.
Insurance: $10K+ USD
Mods: $4,500USD (I was saving for the i8)

If you can't keep me in the manner to I have become acquired...go elsewhere.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Hey asswipe, if you're visiting Moddie, you better visit me

Of course I'm visiting you babe! And we're going to go out on a night into town and have fun!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Once I see your net worth as verified by my CPA.
My tastes are both expensive and refined with a proper automotive budget as a minimum requirement.

Last year:

Tires: $9,000USD
Fuel: $18,000USD
i8: Well...you know.
Insurance: $10K+ USD
Mods: $4,500USD (I was saving for the i8)

If you can't keep me in the manner to I have become acquired...go elsewhere.

Last year:

612 Scag: $152,999USD
Beer: $13,000
Fuel: $20,000
Mods: Lots of projectile ejecting weaponry

So with all that said, my net worth is -$190,000 because it's all on my moms credit card.


I'm a solid investment, I promise!

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Wait..., does this mean I get to have sex with Tonka, Biorin, Sugs, C5, MKSIX, jltodd, & MOD when I meet them? SCORE!

I give the best hugs

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Its bad for your health, unattractive to the opposite sex to be shit faced, so why spend so much doing so? I just dont get it.

To each their own.

You might even strip down to your bra and grannies and dry hump a room of random half clothed men you met on the internet.

To each their own

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

I give the best hugs

Pfffft, yeah I've fucking heard that crop of shit before.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Of course I'm visiting you babe! And we're going to go out on a night into town and have fun!

You need a passport, dweebus...

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Pfffft, yeah I've fucking heard that crop of shit before.

I'm sorr...oh right

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

You need a passport, dweebus...

I think I still have my Enhanced MI license that allows me into Canada and Mehico. Unless it's expired, then she will need to come to the states.

Originally Posted by C5driver

I'm sorr...oh right

Dude, don't even start with me already.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Hey asswipe, if you're visiting Moddie, you better visit me

Don't worry, i'm pretty sure he's only actually planning on visiting female BP members since that's all he's done so far.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Its bad for your health, unattractive to the opposite sex to be shit faced, so why spend so much doing so? I just dont get it.


To each their own.

For once- I agree with you.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

Dude, don't even start with me already.

What's this start shit? Welcome to two months ago

[Biorin]

I glanced back briefly through this thread and all I can gather is that Axius is having sex with everyone on BP? Is he courting us first at least? Can I go before 1MOREMOD? I don't want to catch his herpes.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Don't worry, i'm pretty sure he's only actually planning on visiting female BP members since that's all he's done so far.

Wait, ASBSECU AND ROHITSJA ARE FEMALES?! IVE BEEN TRICKED! DIDN'T EVEN GET A HJ FROM EITHER!

Originally Posted by C5driver

What's this start shit? Welcome to two months ago

That five letter S word makes me cringe.

Originally Posted by Biorin

I glanced back briefly through this thread and all I can gather is that Axius is having sex with everyone on BP? Is he courting us first at least? Can I go before 1MOREMOD? I don't want to catch his herpes.

I court those worth courting, and I fuck those worth fucking. It is highly dictated by the first encounter, because for all I know, you all could be fat hairy men behind the computer.