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      02-16-2016, 04:34 PM   #22815
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      02-16-2016, 05:38 PM   #22816
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Florida life.... Typical sunset on the way home from the office.
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Florida life.... Typical sunset on the way home from the office.
First mode takes a pic of an ocean.

Then you take a pic of your sky.

Did you guys start doubling your estrogen daily intake?
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      02-16-2016, 08:12 PM   #22818
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Wyoming. It'll be remote...you'll never find me.
If I ever win the Lotto....buying about 40,000 acres in one of the Dakota's....
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First mode takes a pic of an ocean.

Then you take a pic of your sky.

Did you guys start doubling your estrogen daily intake?
I may have
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      02-16-2016, 08:34 PM   #22821
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First mode takes a pic of an ocean.

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Did you guys start doubling your estrogen daily intake?
Tripled! Don't be silly, we can't can't catch up with you by simply doubling.
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Did you guys start doubling your estrogen daily intake?
500 yet?!
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      02-16-2016, 10:43 PM   #22823
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Found these tracks in the yard...
These look like bear tracks....

Time to get out the bow
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Are you submitting those photos to the smallest bear contest? :

This is what a MAN uses to kill a bear.
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Are you submitting those photos to the smallest bear contest? :

This is what a MAN uses to kill a teddy bear.
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Looks like I need to get the tranq gun and bring you both a new cuddle buddy....
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Gonna be hard to bring it to both of us!
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Looks like I need to get the tranq gun and bring you both a new cuddle buddy....
I'll go grab a wooden tooth pick. That should be about all i need for that little guy.
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I'll go grab a wooden tooth pick. That should be about all i need for that little guy.
Apparently, you two have not heard about the Fish and Wildlife vacation program for Bears....

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I worked from 3ish to 8 yesterday, so I'm taking a day off and spending time with the puppy.
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I know who's first on the list
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Your chance of me getting eaten by canibals is running slim now.
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