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      08-14-2019, 01:22 PM   #22749
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We have a forklift operator here, relatively young guy (early 30's), who walks around with a tumbler adorning a beard sticker on it, keeps his beard wax in his back pocket (like a can of dip) and is constantly combing it (yes, he has a dedicated beard comb). All of this and his beard looks like shit. His facial hair isn't thick enough to necessitate having a beard. Looks like he has the mange. To take it one step further, he has grown out the outer edges of his mustache to "attempt" a handlebar mustache. The facial hair fad has severely got out of hand. Guys manicuring their beards, putting glitter in them, dyeing them, etc. I consider "face ricers." I keep waiting to see an ///M badge on the lower left hand of someone's mouth any day now.

I'm loving that seductive "David Blaine" look the guy in the middle is giving the camera guy!
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The dick pic game must be strong!

.....once you get the butthole pic in return......the rest is history, white picket fences, shopping for sheets, then resentment and handing her half of everything you own after she sleeps with your friends. Ahhhhhhh.....sweet love.
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