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      02-08-2016, 12:55 PM   #22529
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      02-08-2016, 01:52 PM   #22530
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      02-08-2016, 01:57 PM   #22531
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Is this female?
No. Otherwise, there would be a second water-weight ratio for shark week
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      02-08-2016, 02:00 PM   #22532
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      02-08-2016, 02:14 PM   #22533
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I am so fucking wasted. Sup boys.
How many posts in a row can you incorporate the word "Fucking"?
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How many posts in a row can you incorporate the word "Fucking"?
I am so happy the fucking mall is open today. I thought it would be closed but it is fucking open!!!!!
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I'm so fucking happy.
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I am going to buy my baby some hunter boots and get me a matching pair.

What do you think guys? Hot or fucking ugly?
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      02-08-2016, 02:23 PM   #22537
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I am so happy the fucking mall is open today. I thought it would be closed but it is fucking open!!!!!
I laughed.
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      02-08-2016, 02:24 PM   #22538
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I'm so fucking happy.
Sounds like a Pharrell song... if he weren't a pussy.
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I am going to buy my baby some hunter boots and get me a matching pair.

What do you think guys? Hot or fucking ugly?
Depends on what is being worn with them.

(Bonus points for continuing the streak of fucking posts.)
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Depends on what is being worn with them.

(Bonus points for continuing the streak of fucking posts.)
My fucking Elizabeth and James Kenna Stealth Dress in black.
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      02-08-2016, 02:53 PM   #22541
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My fucking Elizabeth and James Kenna Stealth Dress in black.
I am going to make two assumptions:

- this was supposed to say sheath dress
- the boots are not like total waders

In those cases, I give it an 83% chance of hotness.
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      02-08-2016, 02:56 PM   #22542
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I am going to make two assumptions:

- this was supposed to say sheath dress
- the boots are not like total waders

In those cases, I give it an 83% chance of hotness.
fucking auto correct


Yes. thank you
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      02-08-2016, 02:58 PM   #22543
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I am so happy the fucking mall is open today. I thought it would be closed but it is fucking open!!!!!
I laughed.
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      02-08-2016, 03:28 PM   #22544
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      02-08-2016, 03:35 PM   #22545
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Afternoon everyone!
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      02-08-2016, 04:24 PM   #22546
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I am going to buy my baby some hunter boots and get me a matching pair.

What do you think guys? Hot or fucking ugly?
Pimping the baby out a little fucking early, no?
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      02-08-2016, 05:39 PM   #22547
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Pimping the baby out a little fucking early, no?
My baby came home from the hospital in a $175 infant Burberry dress. She wore for 1 hr! One fucking hour!!!! And she looked like an angel in it. Her Dads only good for his $$$ and magical sperm.


But back to the topic, my baby has more designer outfits than me!
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      02-08-2016, 06:29 PM   #22548
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We reached a milestone today. First 10 hour day in 3 years.



Should have brought some whiskey shooters.
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      02-08-2016, 06:34 PM   #22549
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We reached a milestone today. First 10 hour day in 3 years.



Should have brought some whiskey shooters.
I left work at 12:30am on Saturday for the second weekend in a row?
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I left work at 12:30am on Saturday for the second weekend in a row?
I honestly, do not know how you do it. I would get to work in the morning and start ripping faces off and wear them as masks.
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