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      07-06-2023, 03:42 PM   #2223
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You had one job...
Do you think it's only one job? From our local news.....




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      07-06-2023, 08:51 PM   #2229
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Cyprus is an island in the Mediterranean sea..naturally they have more experience with Prawn.
And gerbils.
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And gerbils.
Don’t you mean hamsters?
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Don’t you mean hamsters?
It's probably gerbil.

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It's probably gerbil.
Richard Gere's ears are probably burning right about now.
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      07-07-2023, 05:06 AM   #2233
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When I was younger there was a SHCOOL zone in Pensacola
Apparently also one in North Carolina about 10 years ago.....





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This has been circulating for some time...sorry if it's a repost. Oh, and not so sure it's an "actual" job application as it states, but funny nonetheless.

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