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      02-02-2016, 08:10 PM   #22309
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The reveal will be on Thursday. Today is Tuesday, you knob.
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The reveal will be on Thursday. Today is Tuesday, you knob.
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I can't tell if it's half full or half empty though!
No you dumbfuck...you said "on the plus side"...that's half full
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No you dumbfuck...you said "on the plus side"...that's half full
Oh...., well shit..., now all of a sudden I'm feeling really optimistic this morning!
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Oh...., well shit..., now all of a sudden I'm feeling really optimistic this morning!
I started putting swiss miss in my coffee again because of you. It's delicious.
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I started putting swiss miss in my coffee again because of you. It's delicious.
It's a guilty little pleasure. So fucking good with french vanilla coffee too.


Although, I haven't had coffee in 4 days. Been bringing in my OC Sherriff's water bottle filled with unsweet ice tea in the mornings.
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It's a guilty little pleasure. So fucking good with french vanilla coffee too.


Although, I haven't had coffee in 4 days. Been bringing in my OC Sherriff's water bottle filled with unsweet ice tea in the mornings.
How are you about to live in the south and not drink sweet tea???
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