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      01-28-2016, 06:49 PM   #22155
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I'm currently looking for a new line of employment down here in Miami. Apparently because I'm not eating out the owners wife or my boss (female lol) my job security was threatened yesterday. Joking aside, I need to get out of here. If anyone knows of anything, please PM me your email address so I can send my resume. Thanks!
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Would not be the first time, won't be the last!
I really liked the way he worded it, only problem was I couldn't whisper to you with the roof down and over the sweet symphony of which came from the exhaust location.

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I'm currently looking for a new line of employment down here in Miami. Apparently because I'm not eating out the owners wife or my boss (female lol) my job security was threatened yesterday. Joking aside, I need to get out of here. If anyone knows of anything, please PM me your email address so I can send my resume. Thanks!
You can take my shitty job here in NC and I'll go to Miami?
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      01-29-2016, 08:17 AM   #22164
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I really liked the way he worded it, only problem was I couldn't whisper to you with the roof down and over the sweet symphony of which came from the exhaust location.



You can take my shitty job here in NC and I'll go to Miami?
Hmmm, if your shitty job is near Jacksonville NC, maybe.
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      01-29-2016, 08:17 AM   #22165
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      01-29-2016, 08:29 AM   #22166
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Would not be the first time, won't be the last!
I really liked the way he worded it, only problem was I couldn't whisper to you with the roof down and over the sweet symphony of which came from the exhaust location.
Are you talking about whispering to him as he farts? Is that why the top needs to be down?
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Hmmm, if your shitty job is near Jacksonville NC, maybe.
It's near Virginia, lot's of hill billy's and incest.

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Are you talking about whispering to him as he farts? Is that why the top needs to be down?
Actually yes. He fucking stunk the shit out of the car, I kid you not.
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      01-29-2016, 09:46 AM   #22168
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Hmmm, if your shitty job is near Jacksonville NC, maybe.
It's near Virginia, lot's of hill billy's and incest.
You're repeating yourself...
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      01-29-2016, 10:06 AM   #22169
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I really liked the way he worded it, only problem was I couldn't whisper to you with the roof down and over the sweet symphony of which came from the exhaust location.



You can take my shitty job here in NC and I'll go to Miami?
Hmmm, if your shitty job is near Jacksonville NC, maybe.
When you say 'near'.....how should Axius reply..?

Jacksonville NC is not far from him, but you can't (or wouldn't want to) drive it daily for work.
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Hmmm, if your shitty job is near Jacksonville NC, maybe.
It's near Virginia, lot's of hill billy's and incest.

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Are you talking about whispering to him as he farts? Is that why the top needs to be down?
Actually yes. He fucking stunk the shit out of the car, I kid you not.
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You're repeating yourself...
Just trying to get my damn point across. Still waiting for my buddy to let me bang his sister after he gets done. Haven't gotten the call yet.

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My best friend in the Marine's will be stationed in San Diego by May of this year for a few years and has two houses in Jacksonville NC. He is renting out one of them which he wants to sell and is living in the other one. He told me that he wants to rent it out for a lousy $1400/month (4 bedroom, 3 bathroom, 2 car garage on a 1/4 acre corner lot). Unless my wife and kids start to hate Miami we're stuck here.
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      01-29-2016, 02:06 PM   #22173
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It's not on the car... Doesn't count... Could be another season while you decide on a shop...
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      01-29-2016, 02:26 PM   #22175
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It's not on the car... Doesn't count... Could be another season while you decide on a shop...
I agree. Doesn't count until installed. In that case, I have a 60mm single turbo 335.
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