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      10-20-2007, 09:49 AM   #2179
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Mornin' y'all. What the hell are you doing up this early??? My 8 mo old got me up, what's your excuse?
Coudnt sleep. Im not a big person on sleeping in.
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My phone indeed woke me up about 15 mins ago...But I may have to work this morning and I never set my alarm so it's all good
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babies are soooo cute
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babies are soooo cute
When they arent crying.
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      10-20-2007, 09:55 AM   #2183
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hey, it's our 100th episode!
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When they arent crying.
Just put him down for a nap. The crying is tapering off...

Here's the halloween preview. My wife is oot for Haloween, so she wanted to see the costume I bought him:
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When they arent crying.
Thats when you hand them off to Daddy
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Just put him down for a nap. The crying is tapering off...

Here's the halloween preview. My wife is oot for Haloween, so she wanted to see the costume I bought him:
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I want one!!!
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My sisters love Halloween. They both dress up their kids and have more fun than the kids do
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I just looked more closely at the smiley. That's friggin hillarious! Sometimes I'm the guy on the left (beer), sometimes I'm the guy on the right (tekillya)
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Thats when you hand them off to Daddy

Daddy's the poopy diaper ninja. My dad was in town, said I looked like a NASCAR tire jockey changing his diaper. Tried to use the pneumatic staple gun to hold in place, wifey veto'd that one!

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I want one!!!
The nanny job in SLC is still open! Leaning toward the blown QX56 as the "company car" Never be late to soccer in that bad boy!
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Daddy's the poopy diaper ninja. My dad was in town, said I looked like a NASCAR tire jocky changing his diaper. Tried to use the pneumatic staple gun to hold in place, wifey veto'd that one!



The nanny job in SLC is still open! Leaning toward the blown QX56 as the "company car" Never be late to soccer in that bad boy!
When are we gonna internview
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When are we gonna internview
You seem qualified. You're hired. On second thought, you should come out to SLC for a ski trip this year. You can use your new coat, we'll do the photoshoot, and see how you handle your *duties* I can see the photos now....cuttin' glass in the snow!

Benni package includes the car and lodging in our pimp palace
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You seem qualified. You're hired.

Benni package includes the car and lodging in our pimp palace
so I need to put in my two weeks at Victoria's then?
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Daddy's the poopy diaper ninja. My dad was in town, said I looked like a NASCAR tire jocky changing his diaper. Tried to use the pneumatic staple gun to hold in place, wifey veto'd that one!



The nanny job in SLC is still open! Leaning toward the blown QX56 as the "company car" Never be late to soccer in that bad boy!
HAHAHAHA! I never thought of using a staple gun! Thats Genius.

Blown SUV would be quick! Have to get a personalized plate to back it up. One of my techs has BLWN M3 on his supercharged M3.
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so I need to put in my two weeks at Victoria's then?
eh, better read the edit....

We won't be out there until October, ASSUMING that's where we go. Denver is still in the running, but the job for wifey in SLC looks soooo much better.
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Wow, I can see the conversation now.....

me - Honey, guess what? I found someone to watch Max when we move to SLC!

her - really? Great! Who is it, how'd you meet 'em?

me - There's this girl on the bimmer forum, works for Vicky's, pretty hot, wants to move in and be the nanny

her - (before I can even finish the story)

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I can imagine that going very well Jason.
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I can imagine that going very well Jason.
yeah!
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Wow, I can see the conversation now.....

me - Honey, guess what? I found someone to watch Max when we move to SLC!

her - really? Great! Who is it, how'd you meet 'em?

me - There's this girl on the bimmer forum, works for Vicky's, pretty hot, wants to move in and be the nanny

her - (before I can even finish the story)

She's already giving you the slap of approval!
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She's already giving you the slap of approval!
You're right! You're hired! Welcome aboard!

Your training starts soon...poopydiaper 101....change it quick, and don't get peed on!
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