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      12-11-2018, 12:54 PM   #2179
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You guys almost make me go gay so good you are in bed
Shall we rename this thread to "Questioning my sexuality"
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      12-11-2018, 12:55 PM   #2180
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Even though there were no charges placed against me, we still had to go to court. Oddly enough the judge still granted an order of protection against me which will always be on my record now because this bitch cheated on me. The order of protection meant nothing as within a month she was calling me up begging for sex because the other 3 guys wouldn't talk to her after seeing what she did to me. Being able to make a woman's toes curl in ways that others don't understand can be just as much of a burden as it can be a gift.

I still wrestle with this. Is it better to be mediocre in bed and let women give the "meh" about you in conversation concerning your skills with others or is it better to blow their damn minds and have to deal with the results later? This is where someone will jump in and say it all depends on the level of crazy with the female involved. In my experience, they all end this way regardless of how wholesome they are/were before I go in and rearrange their insides.

On the plus side, I've also been contacted out of the blue by friends of the women I've been with, out of curiosity from what they've been told. Word of mouth marketing is a helluva thing.
do you leave them crossed-eye or rolled back from that gut thrashing lol
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do you leave them crossed-eye or rolled back from that gut thrashing lol
Both, along with involuntary muscle spasms/uncontrollable shaking. I also hear about soreness the day after; neck, back and.....

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smh at all you sinners, if you were to do it right by just having consensual sex in missionary position to procreate you wouldn't be dealing with this

jesus is watching
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This is the catch 22 dilemma. The super crazy ones are the ones that do it right.
Yeah. I'm about to start asking for a list of meds as a qualifier in my triage.
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Both, along with involuntary muscle spasms/uncontrollable shaking. I also hear about soreness the day after; neck, back and.....

Don't forget the warm bath in epsom salts, difficulty walking, and semi catatonia, post coital.
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jesus is watching
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Yeah. I'm about to start asking for a list of meds as a qualifier in my triage.
Brilliant!

Waiting on the list would be like watching a horse race. C'mon SSRI's.....C'mon SSRI's!!!!
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smh at all you sinners, if you were to do it right by just having consensual sex in missionary position to procreate you wouldn't be dealing with this

jesus is watching
Do you think he watches and shakes his head saying OMFG?
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Don't forget the warm bath in epsom salts, difficulty walking, and semi catatonia, post coital.
If they aren't experiencing semi catatonia during, then they have been with better man than I. As for the bath....whatever they do/need after is all on them.
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Do you think he watches and shakes his head saying OMFG?
I don't know why he wouldn't, they are sure as hell saying it.
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Both, along with involuntary muscle spasms/uncontrollable shaking. I also hear about soreness the day after; neck, back and.....

Don't forget the warm bath in epsom salts, difficulty walking, and semi catatonia, post coital.
what is semi-catalonia?
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what is semi-catalonia?
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abnormality of movement and behavior arising from a disturbed mental state (typically schizophrenia). It may involve repetitive or purposeless overactivity, or catalepsy, resistance to passive movement, and negativism.

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Madrid and neighbouring cities... Barcelona is full-Catalonia.
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abnormality of movement and behavior arising from a disturbed mental state (typically schizophrenia). It may involve repetitive or purposeless overactivity, or catalepsy, resistance to passive movement, and negativism.



OH CATATONIA
i was like why isn't anything showing up about catalonia and sex???
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i want to go out tonight since its the night before reading day, and many of the boys are going out too

the girl ive been flirting with became more aggressively flirtateous when she learned i was turkish and not from the suburbs - she told me she'll buy drinks and many other colorfully fun and exciting stuff too. honestly ive been just flirting with her because of our project (we're in the same group) so that she'd do a lot of the work and i'd coast but we turned in the project today so it's free game, and im no greek god looking guy but she's cute and down so im down haha

BUT, i need to be a man of my work because delaying everything to the last minute. pls save me from this dilemma
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i want to go out tonight since its the night before reading day, and many of the boys are going out too

the girl ive been flirting with became more aggressively flirtateous when she learned i was turkish and not from the suburbs - she told me she'll buy drinks and many other colorfully fun and exciting stuff too. honestly ive been just flirting with her because of our project (we're in the same group) so that she'd do a lot of the work and i'd coast but we turned in the project today so it's free game, and im no greek god looking guy but she's cute and down so im down haha

BUT, i need to be a man of my work because delaying everything to the last minute. pls save me from this dilemma
Well if I wasn't headed to the gym I'd go in your place :
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i want to go out tonight since its the night before reading day, and many of the boys are going out too

the girl ive been flirting with became more aggressively flirtateous when she learned i was turkish and not from the suburbs - she told me she'll buy drinks and many other colorfully fun and exciting stuff too. honestly ive been just flirting with her because of our project (we're in the same group) so that she'd do a lot of the work and i'd coast but we turned in the project today so it's free game, and im no greek god looking guy but she's cute and down so im down haha

BUT, i need to be a man of my work because delaying everything to the last minute. pls save me from this dilemma
Well if I wasn't headed to the gym I'd go in your place :
i mean you can write my essays in my place, and i'll lift for you

UGH it sucks because she's not here next semester - redeemingly im in the suburbs for the summer but maintaining attraction for the next 5 months is hard hahah, rather get in and get out sooner than risk it for later
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Being blind to all other posts that I've made here; ahem.

Lesson 1 with women: they get mad....just because. This lady was just nice looking so I said "hey, you're beautiful."

I think I did something VERY wrong....damn, I can't get this RIGHT!


Maybe I am gay after all....
beautify women get told how attractive they are from creeps all the time. saying the same thing as every other dude isnt going to get their attention.

granted, if you look like a model you can say whatever the fuck you want to women and they will still be all over you nuts. but for those of us who arent blessed with perfect genetics a little originality goes a long way.
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Being blind to all other posts that I've made here; ahem.

Lesson 1 with women: they get mad....just because. This lady was just nice looking so I said "hey, you're beautiful."

I think I did something VERY wrong....damn, I can't get this RIGHT!


Maybe I am gay after all....
you are right, but women want details not just general comment like your beautiful... they want to hear , you have gorgeous eyes, smile,lips etc
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beautify women get told how attractive they are from creeps all the time. saying the same thing as every other dude isnt going to get their attention.

granted, if you look like a model you can say whatever the fuck you want to women and they will still be all over you nuts. but for those of us who arent blessed with perfect genetics a little originality goes a long way.
Something I have learned, never tell a woman she is beautiful unless:

a.) You are romantically involved, have been together for a while and plan to be together for a while.
b.) It's a total random stranger that you have no intention of dating, let that be that and walk away; her day is instantly made and she will think about you the rest of the day.

I have found that in dealing with women who know they are attractive it's best not to make any comment at all. These comments are for those (and those of us) who fall into category b.) above. If you are genuinely attracted to someone that you want to date, treat them like your best friend. You wouldn't tell your best friend how handsome he is.....I don't know, maybe you would, regardless treat her as an equal and DO NOT put her on a pedestal.
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