JOKE

[castleking]

After having dug to a depth of 1000 feet last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 1000 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug to a depth of 2000 feet and shortly after headlines in the newspapers read;
English archaeologists have found traces of 2000year old fibre-optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech digital communications network a thousand years earlier than the Scots. One week later, Irish newspapers reported the following:
After digging as deep as 5000 feet in a Mayo bog, Irish scientists have found absolutely nothing.
They, therefore, have concluded that 5000 years ago, Ireland's inhabitants were already using wireless technology.

[Heidelberg328i]

Nice one

[06E90Rostik]

Didn't see that one coming, nice one

But they did found antenas right? LOL

[NaViT]

LMAO!! good one i like it... i love reading jokes got any more?

[SaskE90]

lol good one

[castleking]

Originally Posted by NaViT

LMAO!! good one i like it... i love reading jokes got any more?

How about this one!!

From the State where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from Carrick-on-Suir Ireland.

Recently a routine Garda patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Late in the evening the Garda noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the Garda quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few feet, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.

At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.

The Garda, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test.

To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the Garda said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

[monsta]

lol they're both good jokes...hahhaaa 2nd one is clever

[E90330iS]

hahaha.