Creative ideas for dealing with noisy neighbors?

[lambtron]

Originally Posted by Craven 328

Poison?


Sell the kids in Mexico?


maybe you should move?

While the other two options are quite feasible, that last one is not at the moment.

[88Brimble]

Complain about how you always see them selling drugs out of the place. Then cops will find drugs, and they are gone!

(drugs they have, or drugs you put there...same difference.)

That's if you reeeeeeeeeally hate them lol...

[ghosthi32]

Originally Posted by dark335i

you said 9 guys that all have sl black series...now they only have 3. lol.

only you would do this

[Comet]

Originally Posted by dark335i

you said 9 guys that all have sl black series...now they only have 3. lol.

my bad then
they all have 3 SL black series..
I don't know what else they drive.. but I've seen those 3 mercs parked next to each other and I've seen all of them pull in with a different one each time.. they have the entire floor above me (4 penthouse suites).

the point is, these skinny people have elephants or some shit living upstairs for them to create so much noise from footsteps. It sounds like they have a jackhammer active when they walk

edit: I can't believe you've done this

[shipill]

Originally Posted by Comet

I have the same problem in my condo in montreal.

if I blast music in my appartment, walk outside and close the front door, I can't hear it anymore. All the condos are sound proofed, some how I can hear the footsteps of my neighbors upstairs. I think they own elephants or something.. bunch of crazy libyan homosexuals (like the real kind of gays.. you have like 9 skinny guys living together in an extremely expensive penthouse, they all drive SL black editions)..
Nice guys, but I want to shoot their elephants or whatever is stomping around.
Despite them being extremely baller, I've never, ever seen them with any girls. (I bump into them fairly often, always groups of like 15-20 guys without a single girl)

hey you are in montreal, what do you expect?

[Comet]

Originally Posted by shipill

hey you are in montreal, what do you expect?

they have a fucking elephant living with them. how much do those go for?
I'm sure they can afford one of our many many many many many many fine escorts/strippers :P

[Optherion]

Someone said how they loved the sound their sub made, the vibrations it caused. What if you took it to a whole level up with one of these bad boys??

http://www.industrialvibrators.us/

I would suggest 2 strapped to the walls to simulate an earthquake haha.