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      12-10-2009, 08:02 PM   #1
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Marriage is a Bliss

A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner Love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"

He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

“Fuck You! You're not having shit. I was talking to the dog................"

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      12-10-2009, 11:31 PM   #2
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      12-11-2009, 12:10 AM   #3
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even tho I am not married, I can feel the depression radiate from the screen from that 1 lol
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      12-11-2009, 02:04 AM   #4
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even tho I am not married, I can feel the depression radiate from the screen from that 1 lol
so you get it, dude
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      12-21-2009, 02:40 AM   #5
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har har har, some people quite frankly marry the wrong women, end of story
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      12-21-2009, 10:19 AM   #6
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har har har, some people quite frankly marry the wrong women, end of story
...are you the bastard that got the good one?
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...are you the bastard that got the good one?
i guess im the only one
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      12-21-2009, 04:00 PM   #8
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^ I got a winner

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      12-21-2009, 11:37 PM   #9
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i guess im the only one
Give it a few years ...My guess is you have been married <5 years. Right?
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roflol! that was great... i feel it for him
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Give it a few years ...My guess is you have been married <5 years. Right?
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I have a good. you know how they always say look at the mother to see the future? well the future looks pretty damn good.
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lol..
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I have a good. you know how they always say look at the mother to see the future? well the future looks pretty damn good.
So, I'm F tup
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