Need a girlfriend and a car

scottwww · 09-18-2009, 12:23 AM

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This is the problem facing Sultan Kosen, the newly crowned world’s tallest man. Despite his new fame, his desires are simple – all he wants is a girlfriend and a car.

"It’s really difficult to find a girlfriend. They are usually scared of me." I can't imagine why.

Top 5 Cars for the World's Tallest Man

MCMLXXXIX · 09-18-2009, 12:59 AM

well thats sad, he cant find a girlfriend

but hes mad tall! damn, and if they didnt remove his tumor hed grow even more!

amgthis · 09-18-2009, 01:09 AM

Aww

persian54 · 09-18-2009, 01:33 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...9:b27754896:z0

radix · 09-18-2009, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by persian54

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...9:b27754896:z0

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— Door Sex-Swing

Kosen can hang this swing’s acrylic tubes over the top of any door. Action can get under way as soon as he’s (1) closed the door; and (2) helped his lover slide her legs through the loops. Once adjusted, she can then balance herself with the arm handles.

lol

335e92tx · 09-18-2009, 09:31 AM

Fox - to the rescue again with hard hitting info to the worlds problems.

Hawkeye · 09-18-2009, 10:40 AM

lol, thanks Fox!

Spool · 09-18-2009, 10:49 AM

he probably has a 24" penis

pittsy · 09-18-2009, 10:57 AM

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he probably has a 24" penis

why are you thinking about that??

Sal@AUTOcouture · 09-18-2009, 11:19 AM

what about lisa leslie

Spool · 09-18-2009, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by AutoCouture

what about lisa leslie

he dont like sistas

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