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      09-09-2009, 09:56 PM   #1
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Tucker Max

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My suggestion: read the story Tucker tries buttsex; hilarity does not ensue
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*I know Tucker Max has been around for a while, but I haven't seen a thread about it... at least in a long while*
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"Did you...did you just...shit on my dick??"


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"Did you...did you just...shit on my dick??"


LMFAO
something like that happened to my buddie.

he butt sexed the hottest chick at our high school, but she shit on his bed afterward and within a day everyone was avoiding her like the plauge haha
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      09-09-2009, 11:42 PM   #6
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hahaha news 4 u, i actually made a thread about this like over a year ago. funny thing is, i'm pretty sure i recommended the same story too.

http://e90post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77722
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Man Tucker Maxx is old news...

But yeah Blowjob Betty... what a story

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lol read his book it has a lot of great stories.. He has a movie coming out too cant wait!!
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