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| 09-24-2005, 12:58 PM | #1 |
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Women..very true
Heres a little guide to better understand women and the vocabulary we use:
Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT! Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. I dont care/I dont know Trust me, a woman knows what she wants. Shes allowing you the chance to speak up first, a way to sort of see what you come up with. Then, she can say no to every single suggestion until you get it right or get into a argument that ends in "Fine". Thanks This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, Do Not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
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| 09-24-2005, 01:05 PM | #2 |
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hahaha i agree with most of those, except for the thanks..i always say thank you when my bf does something, like cleans, because it is such a rare occasion
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| 09-24-2005, 02:12 PM | #3 |
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yeeeeees!!! I understand now!!!
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Did you get this from a marriage counselor?
Oh wait....you're not married yet...my bad.  I don't want to be shallow or anything, but here are the top 10 things men know about women. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. They got boobs..... 
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| 09-25-2005, 03:27 AM | #6 |
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hahhaha....this isn't even a e90 forum discussion anymore. it's called, "post anything you want." but what you said about women and their vocabulary is sooooo true. hahaha, i was laughing out loud!
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| 09-26-2005, 01:37 PM | #8 |
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Here's my spin on the wonderful keywords/phrases Bella pointed out. Guys, feel free to disagree/agree.
Fine A fine woman, as in "You'se a fine motherf***er, won't you back that azz up". Five Minutes How long it takes guys to shower, on the average. Nothing Is what a dude has in his wallet after the monthly BMW car payment and insurance. Go Ahead Make my day, as in the Clint Eastwood movies. Loud Sigh Is the sound a guy makes after watching his favorite sport team lose against the Cowboys. Damn 9ers. That's Okay Good enough for me. I dont care/I dont know I need to eat now, stop asking me if I think those Juicy Couture Velour pants make your butt look big. And the final but not least: Thanks Guys often mis-read the "Thanks" from a girl as a sign that they want to sleep with them -- soo, not true. |
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| 09-27-2005, 01:12 PM | #9 |
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A list of games women play. Why not just be honest about ones feelings.
This is just my 2 cents.
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women are still more complex than that
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Women.......can't live with them......... :mad:
and Can't live without them......... 
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| 09-29-2005, 10:25 AM | #14 |
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I've got to show this to my wife tonight. . .The crazy thing is that she has used all the words in ONE sentence before!!!. . . .Guess I better try to persuade her into that new BMW some other way.
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