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      08-06-2009, 03:02 PM   #1
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Some interesting stuff I saw on my way out to lunch (jackass parking and chrome)....

OK so I decided to take a drive for a bit because it's nice outside. Plus, I was bored and not much was happening on here. On my way to nowhere, I saw a couple of things that made me laugh on the inside.

First incident came as I drove past a parking lot right down the street from my work. At first I didn't think anything of it, then I realized it was kind of funny. It was an Accord coupe parked about as far away from the building as possible. Funny thing is this is the Porsche building. Even the guys with Cayennes and 911s don't seem to go to these lengths, but one guy with an accord loves his baby.... Seemed a bit of irony was going on. Anyway, I'd probably be the guy in the Odyssey except I would have parked closer than that.... There were no other cars in that row, but these two ended up together. I would've put it closer than that, just for effect.

Other was about 200 yards away.... I don't know why people do this to their cars... It used to be a BMW before some jackass slapped on every chrome piece you can find on fleabay. It used to be a nice looking car. I'm all for people doing what they want to their cars (hey, it's your money, not mine), but I feel also that I'm entitled to my opinion that this thing just looks hideous. When did this triple chrome fake fender vent crap start anyway? And WTF is that other piece on the fender? A fake trailing brake vent?

Sorry for the shitty picture quality, but I had to use my phone, and I wanted to do it quickly enough that the owner didn't come out and pop a cap in my ass. I do work in the hood, ya know?
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You should've slapped a note on the windshield of the accord saying "you park like a fuck".
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LOL im printing out a few of those and keeping them in my car!!
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LOL im printing out a few of those and keeping them in my car!!
haha same
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LOL...nice, I will print some as well.. those are awesome
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this is awesome... someone post the original with no check marks on them. I wanna keep a stack in my car.
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this is awesome... someone post the original with no check marks on them. I wanna keep a stack in my car.
http://youparklikeanasshole.com/give.html
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nice..lol i'm actually going to use the citations...
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