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      06-15-2009, 12:36 AM   #1
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8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
lmao @ 8

9 will give you problems if any women read this
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lmao @ 8

9 will give you problems if any women read this
who gives a shit if they read it
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9 will give you problems if any women read this
You taught your women to read?????
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