The Official "Shallow Guy" Thread

doubleA · 02-09-2009, 10:08 PM

So this weekend I went to a party with a few friends and saw a group of girls I wanted to uh... approach

. Long story short, the first thing us guys see when looking for random girls to try to... approach, we obviously notice looks first. Somehow we started a little friendly arguement regarding this very complicated issue:

What is the very first thing you look at when you see a girl? What body part or characteristic (excluding one very important one so this thread doesn't get closed

) do you love the most? If you were looking for a girlfriend, someone to hook-up with, or just a random hot chick walking past you, what catches your eye first?

Here are the categories:

First mention Brunette or Blonde then put these body parts in order; 1 being your favorite...

Legs
Face (Including lips, eyes etc...)
Ass
Torso (Just stomach and back)
Boobs

- I'll go first -

Brunette by far
1. Face (eyes and lips

)
2. Ass
3. Torso
4. Legs
5. Boobs

P.S. For all you ladies out there, it's obvious that brains and personality are number one on any guy's list. You should never turn down someone who just happens to notice your looks first

.

radix · 02-09-2009, 10:16 PM

Your post says face then ass, your avatar says ass then... ass. Face, what face?!?

Cab5er · 02-09-2009, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anmcguire

Your post says face then ass, your avatar says ass then... ass. Face, what face?!?

lol

4 me:
Brunette
1. Face
2. Boobs
3. Ass
4. Torso
5. Legs

But to tell you the truth, I think every girl is different. Each girl has their best feature that automatically make you look there. nah mean?

Year's_End · 02-09-2009, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doubleA

Brunette by far
1. Face (eyes and lips

)
2. Ass
3. Torso
4. Legs
5. Boobs

P.S. For all you ladies out there, it's obvious that brains and personality are number one on any guy's list. You should never turn down someone who just happens to notice your looks first

.

Same as you, except ass and face tie for first. Brunettes for sho, but sometimes there's a nice blonde (bleach blondes are nasty).

Kev · 02-09-2009, 10:39 PM

Me:

Brunette
1. Face
2. Boobs
3. Legs
4. Torso
5. Ass

TiAg335i · 02-09-2009, 11:00 PM

I notice the eyes first. If they have nice eyes they are in good shape with me

For me at least, looks are pretty DAMN important. If you don't got the looks, I won't approach you. I usually go after the super attractive girls, and they don't always reciprocate the love, lol. I would consider myself an above average looking guy...but hot, intelligent girls are just in a diff league. Not to mention they probably have a dozen other guys lined up after you.

jhv · 02-09-2009, 11:10 PM

Brunette
1. Face
2. Torso
3. Boobs
4. Legs
5. Ass

Kensta335 · 02-09-2009, 11:30 PM

Brunette
1. Face
2. Boobs
3. Torso
4. Ass
5. Legs

Los Angeles · 02-09-2009, 11:30 PM

-brunette or black hair
-face
-body type/shape/torso/legs
-ass
-breasts

D1911 · 02-09-2009, 11:41 PM

I can't believe some of you guys put ass down as your last choice. Would you really date or smash a girl with a flat ass???!?!?!?!??

Brunette
1. Face
1. Ass
3. Torso
4. Legs
5. Tits

doubleA · 02-09-2009, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D1911

I can't believe some of you guys put ass down as your last choice. Would you really date or smash a girl with a flat ass???!?!?!?!??

Brunette
1. Face
1. Ass
3. Torso
4. Legs
5. Tits

THANK YOU

. Where are all my ass lovers?? Don't get me wrong, I love me some titties, but I'll gladly take a b cup for a nice round ass.

darkphantom · 02-09-2009, 11:51 PM

man, I look at the whole package, i.e. full figure

then the specifics...

doubleA · 02-09-2009, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkphantom

man, I look at the whole package, i.e. full figure

then the specifics...

I'm talking about AFTER the initial glance to make sure shes not a wooly mammoth. She has to be within reason like you said

Los Angeles · 02-09-2009, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D1911

Would you really date or smash a girl with a flat ass???!?!?!?!??

Yeah. If she's hot enough, sure, why not.

Don't get me wrong, I like a nice well-rounded ass but as long as it doesn't look big and sloppy, its all good.

Los Angeles · 02-09-2009, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by doubleA

I'm talking about AFTER the initial glance to make sure shes not a wooly mammoth.

darkphantom · 02-10-2009, 12:11 AM

Dude the first glance captures everything, if I take a 2nd glance she has to be worthwhile

then....well....it is really a mix of things...just depends on the chick

Los Angeles · 02-10-2009, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkphantom

Dude the first glance captures everything, if I take a 2nd glance she has to be worthwhile

then....well....it is really a mix of things...just depends on the chick

I completely agree.

Hair colors and all that other stuff arent as much of a deal as just the total package catching your eye.

02-09-2009, 10:08 PM	#1
doubleA Second Lieutenant 33 Rep 278 Posts Drives: BSM 135i Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Phx, AZ iTrader: (0)	The Official "Shallow Guy" Thread So this weekend I went to a party with a few friends and saw a group of girls I wanted to uh... approach . Long story short, the first thing us guys see when looking for random girls to try to... approach, we obviously notice looks first. Somehow we started a little friendly arguement regarding this very complicated issue: What is the very first thing you look at when you see a girl? What body part or characteristic (excluding one very important one so this thread doesn't get closed ) do you love the most? If you were looking for a girlfriend, someone to hook-up with, or just a random hot chick walking past you, what catches your eye first? Here are the categories: First mention Brunette or Blonde then put these body parts in order; 1 being your favorite... Legs Face (Including lips, eyes etc...) Ass Torso (Just stomach and back) Boobs - I'll go first - Brunette by far 1. Face (eyes and lips ) 2. Ass 3. Torso 4. Legs 5. Boobs P.S. For all you ladies out there, it's obvious that brains and personality are number one on any guy's list. You should never turn down someone who just happens to notice your looks first . __________________ *2009 135i* *BSM/Terra/6MT/ZSP/Premium HiFi/CP-E CatBack Exhaust/CF Spoiler/Shadowline Grills*
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radix you know he kills little girls like you 392 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	Your post says face then ass, your avatar says ass then... ass. Face, what face?!?
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Kev Critical Care Anesthesiologist 486 Rep 8,828 Posts Drives: SMB F83 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Seattle, WA iTrader: (24) Garage List 2009 Porsche 911 Ca ... [9.50]	Me: Brunette 1. Face 2. Boobs 3. Legs 4. Torso 5. Ass __________________ kev { divinum est sedate dolorem } "your friendly neighborhood critical care anesthesiologist"
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TiAg335i Trance Life 325 Rep 4,706 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Long Island, NY iTrader: (4)	I notice the eyes first. If they have nice eyes they are in good shape with me For me at least, looks are pretty DAMN important. If you don't got the looks, I won't approach you. I usually go after the super attractive girls, and they don't always reciprocate the love, lol. I would consider myself an above average looking guy...but hot, intelligent girls are just in a diff league. Not to mention they probably have a dozen other guys lined up after you.
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D1911 Private First Class 36 Rep 116 Posts Drives: 08 S2k Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	I can't believe some of you guys put ass down as your last choice. Would you really date or smash a girl with a flat ass???!?!?!?!?? Brunette 1. Face 1. Ass 3. Torso 4. Legs 5. Tits
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darkphantom Banned 612 Rep 5,946 Posts Drives: E93 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The place for Bimmers iTrader: (4)	Dude the first glance captures everything, if I take a 2nd glance she has to be worthwhile then....well....it is really a mix of things...just depends on the chick
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