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Tondtar · 02-09-2009, 04:44 PM

So you had Chinese or other Asian food that came with a fortune cookie? Why not share the fortune inside with all here?

Note : Humor is welcome ...Sarcasm is welcome ...Hell, even LOL Cats are Welcome (if they make some or no sense at all ) but please stay on topic and don't cum all over this thread.

I start ...This is what i got with my bowl of Chicken Tum Yum Soup at Singapore Express near my office in Marina del Rey :

"You have a deep interest in all that is artistic"

08 11 28 33 38 21

(Note : Numbers can not be jacked for picking your own lotto tickets!

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aut0sh0cker · 02-09-2009, 04:48 PM

This is one that I got two years ago, but I have kept it ever since:

"Your place in the path of life is in the driver's seat"

10 25 26 38 46 . 26

darkphantom · 02-09-2009, 04:55 PM

tondtar - no sharts fortune for you?

Tondtar · 02-09-2009, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by darkphantom

tondtar - no sharts fortune for you?

No, Unfortuantely ...Well, let me see how the food sits in first.
I'll keep you all posted, dude

mpimping · 02-09-2009, 05:15 PM

a little pussy never hurt anybody...

Tondtar · 02-09-2009, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by mpimping

a little pussy never hurt anybody...

Which Chinese restaurant do you usually go to, bro?

radix · 02-09-2009, 05:24 PM

My personal favorite that I once got at a Panda Express:

"Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer."

darkphantom · 02-09-2009, 05:55 PM

^

never got that one before

MCMLXXXIX · 02-09-2009, 06:52 PM

lol the worst one ive ever gotten was

"you like chinese food"

Tondtar · 02-09-2009, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MCMLXXXIX

lol the worst one ive ever gotten was

"you like chinese food"

Kinda given...Don't you think?

Year's_End · 02-09-2009, 07:14 PM

i'll throw out the generic ones i get everytime:

"you'll soon be prosperous and wealthy"
"happiness will find you in the future"
"insert generic fortune here"

MCMLXXXIX · 02-09-2009, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tondtar

Kinda given...Don't you think?

lol of course

it was a total rip. clearly, they couldnt come up with anything better. and i look forward to those things

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radix you know he kills little girls like you 392 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	My personal favorite that I once got at a Panda Express: "Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer."
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