i hate phil helmuth

c0nstant · 10-13-2008, 01:44 AM

i fucking hate his attitude and his dramatic bitch-fits. i mean theres trash talking and getting under your opponents skin, then theres being a complete douche bag. yes, i do in fact hate him enough to start a thread to vent my frustration. </rant>

edit: this isnt a bitch-fit, it shares many characteristics of a bitch-fit, but this is more of an exasperated hate thread

Year's_End · 10-13-2008, 01:47 AM

lol

rsmamg · 10-13-2008, 01:51 AM

i think hes funny

aut0sh0cker · 10-13-2008, 01:52 AM

you mean "poker brat" LOL

c0nstant · 10-13-2008, 02:35 AM

hate hate hate him

Androo000 · 10-13-2008, 03:59 AM

he looks like he loves the cock

louz4 · 10-13-2008, 06:54 AM

I'm surprised someone hasn't put him in the hospital yet.

MMAJNKE · 10-13-2008, 06:58 AM

I used to hate but now understand why he gets so pissed all the time because people make bad calls on him all day and suck out. He is one of the best no limit holdem tourney players

Neurorad · 10-13-2008, 08:36 AM

Watching gambling is like watching paint dry.

yeung330xi · 10-13-2008, 09:29 AM

i think mike matisou is even worse...

not sure if thats how you spell his name but i cant stand watching him

BMW_TT · 10-13-2008, 09:33 AM

He's just annoying sometimes.

Spool · 10-13-2008, 09:34 AM

Matisou and Helmuth are poker cunts...they can't handle bad beats. Insist on calling everyone an amateur when they win with an inferior starting hard.

I had a dream of giving Helmuth a bad beat on national T.V then throwing him a tissue and say, "dry your tears man, nobody cares" then just stare at him till he starts swinging..

Blake · 10-13-2008, 11:29 AM

but that's his game though. if he can get in your head, why not? it's just strategy.

c0nstant · 10-13-2008, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neurorad

Watching gambling is like watching paint dry.

Quote:

Originally Posted by blakepilot

but that's his game though. if he can get in your head, why not? it's just strategy.

you can tell when someone is trying to get under your skin, this asshole is a legit douche bag. there is very little, if any strategy in his words or actions

Blake · 10-13-2008, 11:40 AM

so if he gets under your skin enough to maybe make you think twice about not calling or to make a donkey call, how is that bad strategy? i'm not exactly the president of his fan club either, but every player has their angle. that's part of his plan and it works. he's won a ton of bracelets. that's all i'm saying....

10-13-2008, 01:44 AM	#1
c0nstant Lieutenant General 1822 Rep 17,322 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	i hate phil helmuth i fucking hate his attitude and his dramatic bitch-fits. i mean theres trash talking and getting under your opponents skin, then theres being a complete douche bag. yes, i do in fact hate him enough to start a thread to vent my frustration. </rant> edit: this isnt a bitch-fit, it shares many characteristics of a bitch-fit, but this is more of an exasperated hate thread
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Year's_End Lieutenant General 1224 Rep 12,446 Posts Drives: 2020 Shelby GT350 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: FL iTrader: (0)	lol __________________ Past: '08 E92 335i\|ZPP\|ZSP\|6AT Past: '15 Mustang GT\|401A\|PP\|6MT Current: '20 Shelby GT350\|6MT
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rsmamg Flying First Class 31 Rep 581 Posts Drives: M Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: CA iTrader: (0)	i think hes funny
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aut0sh0cker meh 125 Rep 1,752 Posts Drives: E92 335i, 997.2 C4S Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: 91362 iTrader: (2)	you mean "poker brat" LOL
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c0nstant Lieutenant General 1822 Rep 17,322 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	hate hate hate him
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Androo000 Private First Class 14 Rep 134 Posts Drives: 2014 BMW M6 GC Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Pasadena, CA iTrader: (0)	he looks like he loves the cock
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louz4 First Lieutenant 7 Rep 307 Posts Drives: 2006 Z4 Roadster Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Florida iTrader: (0)	I'm surprised someone hasn't put him in the hospital yet.
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Neurorad Major 89 Rep 1,224 Posts Drives: 2017 340xi Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Location, Location iTrader: (0)	Watching gambling is like watching paint dry.
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BMW_TT Colonel 236 Rep 2,547 Posts Drives: E92 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Dallas, TX iTrader: (4)	He's just annoying sometimes.
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Spool ****** 589 Rep 6,169 Posts Drives: A few Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro iTrader: (24)	Matisou and Helmuth are poker cunts...they can't handle bad beats. Insist on calling everyone an amateur when they win with an inferior starting hard. I had a dream of giving Helmuth a bad beat on national T.V then throwing him a tissue and say, "dry your tears man, nobody cares" then just stare at him till he starts swinging.. __________________ MKIV 6spd 1000hp Club
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Blake Banned 795 Rep 4,647 Posts Drives: Chevy Aveo Join Date: May 2008 Location: Parent's Basement iTrader: (7)	but that's his game though. if he can get in your head, why not? it's just strategy.
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Blake Banned 795 Rep 4,647 Posts Drives: Chevy Aveo Join Date: May 2008 Location: Parent's Basement iTrader: (7)	so if he gets under your skin enough to maybe make you think twice about not calling or to make a donkey call, how is that bad strategy? i'm not exactly the president of his fan club either, but every player has their angle. that's part of his plan and it works. he's won a ton of bracelets. that's all i'm saying....
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