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With an occasional exception. True story related from a flying buddy years ago:

He was an overnighter with his airline and had some time to kill. So, he rented
a car so he could see some of the big city. As he was driving on a wide boulevard in the inner city, he suddenly had the urge to purge. He frantically
started looking for a gas station, but none in sight. Finally, spotted a hotel.
He sped into the front driveway and basically abandoned his car, running into
the lobby. He spotted the men’s room sign way down a hallway. Pinching his
cheeks, he walked, almost ran to the men’s room, headed to the 1st stall and
had an epic blowout. He made it.

Now that the dust was settled he had time to look at his surroundings. Man,
this place is 5 Star! Long row of stalls with long row of urinals, chrome and
marble… totally 1st class.

He decided to remain seated for a while in case there was a 2nd wave. While
waiting, he heard the door open, followed by the clicking of leather shoes.
Curious, he peered through a crack in the stall door. The dude appeared to
be a high-roller; expensive suit, perfect haircut, etc.

So the high-roller taxiis into the urinal directly across from the stall, then
moments later lets out an unmistakeable fart. Again curious, our pilot peers
through the door crack. Mr. High-roller unlatched his belt and slowly
lowered his slacks, all-the-while saying, “Oh no, oh no.” He shit his pants.

Mr. High-roller was late getting back to his meeting. ��
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