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      05-05-2021, 05:37 PM   #2619
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You had your car painted for $29.95. For that price, it probably included painting your tires, too.
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You had your car painted for $29.95. For that price, it probably included painting your tires, too.
I remember back in the mid 70's watching a Bosun (they had the key to the paint locker), at the end of the jetty, painting his car Ship Side Grey with a roller...
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The crazy thing was, mine came with steel balls and you could buy a bag for 'reloads'...
We bought bags of marbles at the local toy store.
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I remember back in the mid 70's watching a Bosun (they had the key to the paint locker), at the end of the jetty, painting his car Ship Side Grey with a roller...
When I was in Junior High School, the grandpa of a good friend painted his early '50's Pontiac with a paint brush. He used green latex paint. And, the paint brush streaks looked more like he used a broom.
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I remember back in the mid 70's watching a Bosun (they had the key to the paint locker), at the end of the jetty, painting his car Ship Side Grey with a roller...
I painted a friend's Datsun truck from light metallic blue to flat black while parked in his driveway overnight. I cut in around the windows and all the trim with a brush and rolled the rest. He didn't know anything about it until he came out in the morning. After he got over the shock he decided it was the greatest prank ever but he wished I had used gloss black.
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you pushed one of these. Ours had a grass catcher hanging on the back:
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you pushed one of these. Ours had a grass catcher hanging on the back:
These are all the rage around here for those that have a tiny inner-city lawn.
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Lived in apartments when I was a kid, so no lawn to mow. My first lawnmower was gas powered and given to me by my father-in-law when he decided to hire a gardener to mow his lawns.
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Remember the term, gas grass, or ass? This guy knows what he wants.
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Hmm no idea who you're referring to but for some reason "pud wacker" comes to mind.
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When you stop trimming/shaving downstairs because no one is going to see it. Disclaimer: I am not old yet.

On the flip-side of this, when your wife/girlfriend doesn't shave downstairs for a week and it looks like the furry wall from Get Him to the Greek.
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you pushed one of these. Ours had a grass catcher hanging on the back:
We had a King O'Lawn. When you you pushed the lever, the machine pulled you where it wanted to go.
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