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      03-10-2021, 05:09 PM   #309
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Whats for women the opposite of men sent "dick pic" via cellphone? Vag pics?
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Whats for women the opposite of men sent "dick pic" via cellphone? Vag pics?
Lip service.
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Lip service.
Hahaha, I would keep that in mind - but its a deal breaker after a chat period to send first some dumb worthless stuff of phrases and when this leads not to a result... provide some lip service pics and you're done? Nooooo, stupidity couldnt got fixed just by that
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When they turn out to not be of the opposite sex.
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Hahaha, I would keep that in mind - but its a deal breaker after a chat period to send first some dumb worthless stuff of phrases and when this leads not to a result... provide some lip service pics and you're done? Nooooo, stupidity couldnt got fixed just by that
So she sent a nude after you’ve been seeing her for a while and you didn’t like it?
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So she sent a nude after you’ve been seeing her for a while and you didn’t like it?
No, you had get that wrong. It was a coincindent chat about something senseless stuff and she'd tried hard to move it to sexual things and content. As I hadn't respond into her expected way (I assume) she had send me the lip service. I didn't knew her anyway, this was as said not a planned chat.
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No, you had get that wrong. It was a coincindent chat about something senseless stuff and she'd tried hard to move it to sexual things and content. As I hadn't respond into her expected way (I assume) she had send me the lip service. I didn't knew her anyway, this was as said not a planned chat.
Ooooooh gotcha. So you haven’t met her and she’s already texting you pictures of the goods. Pass.
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Ooooooh gotcha. So you haven’t met her and she’s already texting you pictures of the goods. Pass.
You got that right
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When I was a young buck I was so critical of the way women looked. Now, so many women look great!

We have not talked of "manscaping" much.
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