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      04-24-2020, 10:20 AM   #5941
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Was the pimple on your left side or right side?
What did you eat?
Did you pay or her?
When you say "power rangers" which color one do you think about?
Which one is your favorite Power Ranger?
Were you wearing a crop top under the jacket or were you not wearing a jacket?
Was it cold?
Is it cold now?
Do you like cold drinks or warm ones?

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Blaze pizza and wing stop i remember awkward
Yeah I paid for the pizza and she got the wings
I just say it cuz if im in a embarresing moment then just say it cuz i always thit thise power rangers are embarresing themselves doing weird movements and running weird. There not even that buff to so its like skinny slime suit fighting. No she was wearing leggings and a volunteer t shirt and her hair is nice oh and left side yunno where the head meets the neck? It just got worse when i was just bout to go out.
Jesus Christ man. I feel like I need a priest, a slide rule, an abacus and a Little Orphan Annie decoder ring to understand half of what you type. It's more work than what it's worth to decipher. It's ok, we are here to help as the public school system has failed you miserably.

Lesson one - when to use "a" or "an" - If the word following begins with a vowel use "an" if the word following does not begin with a vowel, then use "a." Example. "If I'm in an embarrassing situation...."

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Again, unless you are 5 years old, drop that Power Ranger shit now. A long life of ridicule is ahead of you if you don't.
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Fuck it, I'll be simpin too lol.

What states are extending till June 1st?
I don't know actually, I only heard about my state.

In the course of a few days I went from hoping to get laid by May 1st to having to look for a summer fling (finally bagged an internship!!) to potentially those plans being canceled too now that June 1st.

Being in suburbs is going to suck excessively now that probably no car-related events will be happening
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      04-24-2020, 10:45 AM   #5943
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Was the pimple on your left side or right side?
What did you eat?
Did you pay or her?
When you say "power rangers" which color one do you think about?
Which one is your favorite Power Ranger?
Were you wearing a crop top under the jacket or were you not wearing a jacket?
Was it cold?
Is it cold now?
Do you like cold drinks or warm ones?

Tell us more. Awaiting your response.


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Blaze pizza and wing stop i remember awkward
Yeah I paid for the pizza and she got the wings
I just say it cuz if im in a embarresing moment then just say it cuz i always thit thise power rangers are embarresing themselves doing weird movements and running weird. There not even that buff to so its like skinny slime suit fighting. No she was wearing leggings and a volunteer t shirt and her hair is nice oh and left side yunno where the head meets the neck? It just got worse when i was just bout to go out.
Jesus Christ man. I feel like I need a priest, a slide rule, an abacus and a Little Orphan Annie decoder ring to understand half of what you type. It's more work than what it's worth to decipher. It's ok, we are here to help as the public school system has failed you miserably.

Lesson one - when to use "a" or "an" - If the word following begins with a vowel use "an" if the word following does not begin with a vowel, then use "a." Example. "If I'm in an embarrassing situation...."

We are the people you will encounter while applying for jobs. The ability for us to understand you is paramount.

Again, unless you are 5 years old, drop that Power Ranger shit now. A long life of ridicule is ahead of you if you don't.
Yeah i think the public schools are pretty much just to make workers and people join the rat race for the wealthy. Its like a factory for humans to become robots and serve the 5 percent. In highschool they never taught me how to file my taxes or learn what type of shady people are out there. I learned different native americans when all of em are dead cuz yankee people. And i didnt mean to type all sizzles, im just on the bed still and woke up.
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      04-24-2020, 10:48 AM   #5944
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Fuck it, I'll be simpin too lol.

What states are extending till June 1st?
I don't know actually, I only heard about my state.

In the course of a few days I went from hoping to get laid by May 1st to having to look for a summer fling (finally bagged an internship!!) to potentially those plans being canceled too now that June 1st.

Being in suburbs is going to suck excessively now that probably no car-related events will be happening
Do some driving in the mountains! I think guys and girls look cool now with the masks. Its like everyones a ninja or hiding their identity. Its like we are all anime characters but I feel like with longer hair styles you can pull of a cool looking mask dude and wear a leather jacket. You might get laid this quarantene like that, cuz some girls be real lonely and waiting for a good pickle!
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Lesson one - when to use "a" or "an" - If the word following begins with a vowel use "an" if the word following does not begin with a vowel, then use "a." Example. "If I'm in an embarrassing situation...."
Slight correction - If the word following begins with a vowel sound use "an" if the word following does not begin with a vowel, then use "a." Example. "I'll see you in an hour...."

In that case the h is silent so the word sounds like it starts with a vowel, so you use an.
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Had a date but we had to meet up in a parking lot structure because she was my ride. I was there early than the 2:30 time she said and decided to get rid of this pimple on my jaw line. I found a car that had rear window like a mirror. I just wanted to get rid of the red bump on my face to make it flatter or same skin color. So i popped the pimple and puss went flying all over the window, she came out of the car and said what the actual fck. It was her car and she was takinf a nap and saw me pop a pimple on her tinted windows. I got so embarresed and when i get embarresed i say power rangers because its a habit. We still got food and hung out and talked but we didnt go so far.
i have two questions:

1. how old are you?

2. is english your native language?
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Slight correction - If the word following begins with a vowel sound use "an" if the word following does not begin with a vowel, then use "a." Example. "I'll see you in an hour...."

In that case the h is silent so the word sounds like it starts with a vowel, so you use an.
I had one eye and was using my phone in bed, my thumb dude
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2. is english your native language?
20

Im a Yankee and love beef
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Had a good one yesterday from Tinder...

We match and she messages me asking what I do for work. I tell her and inquire about her. She is a fitness instructor at a local gym who is now laid off. She asks if I have Instagram to which I reply no just Facebook and snapchat. She asks for snapchat and as I'm typing it she unmatches. Nice lol. Probably just looking for followers anyway.
Wow girls are like that yikes! you dodged a bullet captain REX. I have zero snapchat, facebook, instagram, or twitter. I only have e90post and I wonder if my gf right now was gone and i have to deal with a bunch of chicks only liking you for social media because I got none. Not even a linked in but those are for office people.
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I would like to publicly apologize if I came off like this when I became active here
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      04-24-2020, 12:26 PM   #5952
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Yeah i think the public schools are pretty much just to make workers and people join the rat race for the wealthy. Its like a factory for humans to become robots and serve the 5 percent. In highschool they never taught me how to file my taxes or learn what type of shady people are out there. I learned different native americans when all of em are dead cuz yankee people. And i didnt mean to type all sizzles, im just on the bed still and woke up.
Thank you....and as suspected, you just proved my point. There is hope (and much entertainment) that lies beneath the surface here. I bet you're a hoot at dinner parties.


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Slight correction - If the word following begins with a vowel sound use "an" if the word following does not begin with a vowel, then use "a." Example. "I'll see you in an hour...."

In that case the h is silent so the word sounds like it starts with a vowel, so you use an.
touche' and thank you.
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Had a date but we had to meet up in a parking lot structure because she was my ride. I was there early than the 2:30 time she said and decided to get rid of this pimple on my jaw line. I found a car that had rear window like a mirror. I just wanted to get rid of the red bump on my face to make it flatter or same skin color. So i popped the pimple and puss went flying all over the window, she came out of the car and said what the actual fck. It was her car and she was takinf a nap and saw me pop a pimple on her tinted windows. I got so embarresed and when i get embarresed i say power rangers because its a habit. We still got food and hung out and talked but we didnt go so far.
What in the actual fuck did I just read.... I think that is enough internet for today...
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Had a good one yesterday from Tinder...

We match and she messages me asking what I do for work. I tell her and inquire about her. She is a fitness instructor at a local gym who is now laid off. She asks if I have Instagram to which I reply no just Facebook and snapchat. She asks for snapchat and as I'm typing it she unmatches. Nice lol. Probably just looking for followers anyway.
Wow girls are like that yikes! you dodged a bullet captain REX. I have zero snapchat, facebook, instagram, or twitter. I only have e90post and I wonder if my gf right now was gone and i have to deal with a bunch of chicks only liking you for social media because I got none. Not even a linked in but those are for office people.
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Im a Yankee and love beef
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Had a good one yesterday from Tinder...

We match and she messages me asking what I do for work. I tell her and inquire about her. She is a fitness instructor at a local gym who is now laid off. She asks if I have Instagram to which I reply no just Facebook and snapchat. She asks for snapchat and as I'm typing it she unmatches. Nice lol. Probably just looking for followers anyway.
Wow girls are like that yikes! you dodged a bullet captain REX. I have zero snapchat, facebook, instagram, or twitter. I only have e90post and I wonder if my gf right now was gone and i have to deal with a bunch of chicks only liking you for social media because I got none. Not even a linked in but those are for office people.
Was the 20 a typo and you meant to say 10?
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Had a date but we had to meet up in a parking lot structure because she was my ride. I was there early than the 2:30 time she said and decided to get rid of this pimple on my jaw line. I found a car that had rear window like a mirror. I just wanted to get rid of the red bump on my face to make it flatter or same skin color. So i popped the pimple and puss went flying all over the window, she came out of the car and said what the actual fck. It was her car and she was takinf a nap and saw me pop a pimple on her tinted windows. I got so embarresed and when i get embarresed i say power rangers because its a habit. We still got food and hung out and talked but we didnt go so far.
Why are you bullshitting us?
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Had a date but we had to meet up in a parking lot structure because she was my ride. I was there early than the 2:30 time she said and decided to get rid of this pimple on my jaw line. I found a car that had rear window like a mirror. I just wanted to get rid of the red bump on my face to make it flatter or same skin color. So i popped the pimple and puss went flying all over the window, she came out of the car and said what the actual fck. It was her car and she was takinf a nap and saw me pop a pimple on her tinted windows. I got so embarresed and when i get embarresed i say power rangers because its a habit. We still got food and hung out and talked but we didnt go so far.
Why are you bullshitting us?
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I had one eye and was using my phone in bed, my thumb dude
You sound like the monkey I rescued from the circus. Do you wear diapers by any chance? When your eye comes back online and your ship lands come over and braid my hair. Grip.
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You sound like the monkey I rescued from the circus. Do you wear diapers by any chance? When your eye comes back online and your ship lands come over and braid my hair. Grip.
Details on the monkey?
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Think Marcel from Friends but with an eye patch (I change if for different seasons and holidays) and only thumb/pinky on one hand and pointer/ring finger on the other. Feet are normal.
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