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      10-29-2018, 11:32 AM   #947
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AHA so the material i mentioned a few posts back showed up
i'd say fuck PUA shit, it's literally useless unless you're trying to pick up thotties with daddy issues (the kind of girl who says "touch my butt and eat pizza with me"), even if that's the case i'd vote no but you do you.

read models by mark manson, it's almost my bible. I can send you the PDF if you (or anyone) is interested, it's a short read but hella useful.
I wouldn't be that close minded about it; your demographic and his are apples to oranges my dude. You're still chasing girls that are barely old enough to legally purchase cigarettes...big difference in approach style there.

Either way, it doesn't matter which method is actually applied; TRYING SOMETHING DIFFERENT is the first step. Placing yourself in target rich environments and making a move will make or break success here. But yeah, NO method will work if all you're doing is the same old thing over and over again.
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I wouldn't be that close minded about it; your demographic and his are apples to oranges my dude. You're still chasing girls that are barely old enough to legally purchase cigarettes...big difference in approach style there.

Either way, it doesn't matter which method is actually applied; TRYING SOMETHING DIFFERENT is the first step. Placing yourself in target rich environments and making a move will make or break success here. But yeah, NO method will work if all you're doing is the same old thing over and over again.
100% agree with you, never really thought of that but the part in bold is a sad/sudden realization

but yeah, naturally our ways of approach are going to be different. im in a college campus and can go to college bars, he'd probably won't be doing that. in my experience though, the PUA stuff does work, but i've yet to meet someone "interesting" through that - i've changed my methods but to say i'm 100% not using any influences from that would be a slight lie.
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      10-29-2018, 11:41 AM   #949
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100% agree with you, never really thought of that but the part in bold is a sad/sudden realization

but yeah, naturally our ways of approach are going to be different. im in a college campus and can go to college bars, he'd probably won't be doing that. in my experience though, the PUA stuff does work, but i've yet to meet someone "interesting" through that - i've changed my methods but to say i'm 100% not using any influences from that would be a slight lie.

Any updates on the little mermaid?
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Any updates on the little mermaid?
she's back in school about an hour away from my school
we were talking about cold war (drunk conversations) and she said she never really looked into it, sent me a snap yesterday on the notes she took on cold war so that "next time i'll know what you're saying" - her words

so i guess we're chilling?
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soooo I think I mentioned that she had surgery on her foot friday, took longer than expected, she has to wear a stiff shoe (insert joke here ) so now she cant drive and texts me to pick her and her son up.So we drop the boys off and head to the little italian bistro for a drinky or two. Hang out at the bar for two hours talking. She had to elevate her foot so she has her right leg in my lap the whole time. whoops.. be right back

alright not bad, so did u massage her leg??
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she's back in school about an hour away from my school
we were talking about cold war (drunk conversations) and she said she never really looked into it, sent me a snap yesterday on the notes she took on cold war so that "next time i'll know what you're saying" - her words

so i guess we're chilling?
I thought snap was for the good pics. This is a let down.
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      10-29-2018, 02:20 PM   #953
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alright not bad, so did u massage her leg??
she was wearing kind of like capris, i did note she had smoothly shaven legs
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Hahahahaha this thread is awesome...

upstatedoc I am truly happy for you. Not gonna bust your chops, having her leg on yours and holding hands in the car must've been really nice! Love the thrill of relationship starts... keep going, you're made. Don't force anything, you already got this. If it weren't for the kids you'd have kissed and whatnot for SURE.

Keep us posted, we really enjoy following your story!

Never_Enough HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bayerische Motoren Werke dude we've been through this before... it's easy to edit a picture to blur stuff that's private/illegal... your excuses are no good any more.

We'll take it as it never happened then, nice storytelling on your part though
Who the hell starts holding hands before even a kiss or actually dating?! He failed. He's about to lose her if he does not show some balls. Figuratively & literally at this point.
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she was wearing kind of like capris, i did note she had smoothly shaven legs
When they shave it means DTF. Come on, man!
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      10-29-2018, 02:34 PM   #956
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she was wearing kind of like capris, i did note she had smoothly shaven legs
When they shave it means DTF. Come on, man!
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It's kind of a "juvenile" start of a relationship. Both must be having butterflies and the kids do make it different when taking the steps as you're proposing. Not worse, just different. I actually think the kids will make this be a "healthier" start as both have to really ponder before jumping in a relationship.

Another added benefit is that the "desire" is building up; when it happens, we'll have some rich details and pictures of some long-hard sexual business in all possibles cavities of both of them in all possible positions ahahahahah
That kind of build up only results in a huge disappointment. I have a feeling he'll be posting about her ghosting soon.
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Met my current girl on face book, she was one of those random people that turn up in your people you may know list. I had never seen her before, but thought she looks tasty, so i checked her profile single, i thought right I'll have a bit of this and sent friend request! day later message comes back, do i know you? i said no but you can get to if you like. being a cheeky fucker has always worked for me, whats the worst that could happen? they say fuck off! anyway she didn't and we've been together nearly 6yrs. moral of the story steam in you may just get what you're looking for. I did.
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Pics or that certainly didn't happen.
Dawn Daly swift face book, small black girl short cropped blond hair.
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Damn this guy delivers!!!!!!!!!!

Double whammy! Well done sir!

See, Bayerische Motoren Werke, now you post some damn pics too!!!!
No bullshit here i always get the job done, women love naughty and cheeky boys. get out there and go after what you want!!!
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Hahahahaha this thread is awesome...

upstatedoc I am truly happy for you. Not gonna bust your chops, having her leg on yours and holding hands in the car must've been really nice! Love the thrill of relationship starts... keep going, you're made. Don't force anything, you already got this. If it weren't for the kids you'd have kissed and whatnot for SURE.

Keep us posted, we really enjoy following your story!

Never_Enough HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bayerische Motoren Werke dude we've been through this before... it's easy to edit a picture to blur stuff that's private/illegal... your excuses are no good any more.

We'll take it as it never happened then, nice storytelling on your part though
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I thought snap was for the good pics. This is a let down.
yes, but snapchat sends notifications when you screenshot pics. im not about to risk a potential source of decent nudes to satisfy a few guys on a car forum

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Damn this guy delivers!!!!!!!!!!

Double whammy! Well done sir!

See, Bayerische Motoren Werke, now you post some damn pics too!!!!
i can't post pics as im in the library now and am supposed to be mentoring my freshman students. can't set that tone
but, look her up on fb - (removed), redhead short girl.
i'll send our texts about her looking up the cold war if you need more proof but that'll come in about 2 hours because i have 4 more kids to "mentor"

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yes, but snapchat sends notifications when you screenshot pics. im not about to risk a potential source of decent nudes to satisfy a few guys on a car forum



i can't post pics as im in the library now and am supposed to be mentoring my freshman students. can't set that tone
but, look her up on fb - jade v allen, redhead short girl.
i'll send our texts about her looking up the cold war if you need more proof but that'll come in about 2 hours because i have 4 more kids to "mentor"
I'll take real sex over snapchat pics from attn whores for $500 Alex
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Hahahaha
Not bad for a pair of old fuckers, I'm 57 she's 54, hahaha
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I'll take real sex over snapchat pics from attn whores for $500 Alex
i'll call you next time she comes to campus so you can have a live stream?


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Ha, so now we're "a few guys on a forum"?

Ok, ok...

She's cute but I feel there's more we haven't yet seen...
she's very cute yes, more you haven't seen we'll see what happens if i get one through text (still dont have her number tho) i'll give you a heads up
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i'll call you next time she comes to campus so you can have a live stream?




she's very cute yes, more you haven't seen we'll see what happens if i get one through text (still dont have her number tho) i'll give you a heads up
Pass

Don't have her number so maybe you were a one night stand
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Pass

Don't have her number so maybe you were a one night stand
Ouch.
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Ouch.
Wasn't meant as an insult. Just a guess based on the facts we know. Women do that shit too, not just men.

I would have asked for her # way before now (if I wanted to see/bang her again, of course)

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ok got a chuckle out of this, we have been texting about work and i told her what my schedule was for work and that I get the four days off for thanksgiving and then i asked her what her schedule was like and she told me she is free tuesday and thu evenings and every other weekend unless her ex is out of town.
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