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      07-31-2018, 09:41 AM   #67
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"And what also floats?"

"Very small rocks!"



BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?

VILLAGER #1: Bread!

VILLAGER #2: Apples!

VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!

VILLAGER #1: Cider!

VILLAGER #2: Uhhh, gravy!

VILLAGER #1: Cherries!

VILLAGER #2: Mud!

VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!

VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!

ARTHUR: A duck.

CROWD: Oooh.
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BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...

VILLAGER #1: If... she... weighs the same as a duck.. she's made of wood.

BEDEVERE: And therefore?

VILLAGER #1: A witch!


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The Steele dossier was paid for by HRC, therefore everything in it is fake. Mueller based his investigation on the Steel dossier, therefore everything Mueller has found is fake. Brilliant.
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The Steele dossier was paid for by HRC, therefore everything in it is fake. Mueller based his investigation on the Steel dossier, therefore everything Mueller has found is fake. Brilliant.
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And Trump is still your President! Hahaha
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And Trump is still your President! Hahaha
For those who love their country more than you love Putin, its not funny.
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Have you noticed None of Muellers indictments have anything to do with Trump?
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Have you noticed None of Muellers indictments have anything to do with Trump?
Yet.
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And Trump is still your President! Hahaha
Yes, Anglo. Run along and play now.
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If it's true that there is a memo in the hands of Mueller that states that Trump was informed by two of his top people that Flynn is under an investigation, well...

Tick tock mother fucker.
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If it's true that there is a memo in the hands of Mueller that states that Trump was informed by two of his top people that Flynn is under an investigation, well...

Tick tock mother fucker.
If there is, it's probably covered in Scotch tape as Trump apparently rips up every memo he gets, which would be ironic as it would kind of defeat the "What memo? That memo? Never seen it before in my life!" argument.
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If there is, it's probably covered in Scotch tape as Trump apparently rips up every memo he gets, which would be ironic as it would kind of defeat the "What memo? That memo? Never seen it before in my life!" argument.
I think the word used was they told Trump, apparently memos were deemed useless early on.
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Jesus Trump is screaming today.
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Oh, tick tock mother fucker...

I found out why he's screaming.
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And Trump is still the president!
Our constitution protects the President against such coups!
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Nixon used his guys to break into the DNC headquarters , Obama used FBI informants to gain access to the Trump campaign.
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Nixon used his guys to break into the DNC headquarters , Obama used FBI informants to gain access to the Trump campaign.
Do you believe in "Q" and "Qanon" like Gonzo?
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Oh, tick tock mother fucker...

I found out why he's screaming.
Just a FYI the President can only be impeached. However I'm not sure if he can be charged for crimes commited prior to becoming President.
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Just a FYI the President can only be impeached. However I'm not sure if he can be charged for crimes commited prior to becoming President.
Yeah he can, in an impeachment. That's the thingy you call a trial but for a prez.
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Still zero, still nothing

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Still zero, still nothing

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We'll know soon.
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We'll know soon.
Yeah, like next year, or the year after it, or maybe ten years from now.

Spoilers, it doesn't matter when it's shown there's no collusion. The libturds have far too much invested in this to ever believe anything other than this nonsense that Trump colluded with the Russians. Even after Mueller closes his investigations with nothing but charges against people with ties to Trump for things having nothing to do with this crap, they'll still think he colluded. Hillary and her sycophant supporters have the dims so mind controlled and whipped into a hysteria over nothing, there's no way they'll ever believe the truth or apologize for their actions over the past couple years. It's pathetic.
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