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      04-03-2018, 08:23 PM   #1
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When you want to be a burglar but your inner snowflake comes out..

Found this today its good for a laugh. This kid had been breaking into local stores for a while, but he totally breaks down when he gets caught.





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Found this today its good for a laugh. This kid had been breaking into local stores for a while, but he totally breaks down when he gets caught.





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http://www.krqe.com/news/albuquerque-police-arrest-suspected-old-town-burglar/900283545
...wow.
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All of the cops were amazingly professional and polite.

Somehow, I think the name "bawling burglar" is going to stick...
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He's definitely an OG and big bawler.
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If that happened to me, I'd be crying "please DON'T call my mom" because she would have stomped the crap out of me for being such a crying baby.
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I worked at a local Dunkin Donuts during high school. About a week ago it was robbed by a guy who jumped the counter and grabbed the cash. He was chased out into the parking lot by the employee, and both of them were greeted by the cop who happened to be sitting in the parking lot the whole time.

Some people are just idiots.

http://fox61.com/2018/03/24/columbia...dunkin-donuts/
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I tried to watch and couldn't make it through. I didn't put up with shit like that from my boys when they were little and I sure as hell don't stick around to hear the girlfriends 6 year old when he starts this business. Good thing I'm not a police officer. My initial reaction would have been to shoot him for acting like that; btw, I have no patience when it comes to people like this.
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I worked at a local Dunkin Donuts during high school. About a week ago it was robbed by a guy who jumped the counter and grabbed the cash. He was chased out into the parking lot by the employee, and both of them were greeted by the cop who happened to be sitting in the parking lot the whole time.

Some people are just idiots.

http://fox61.com/2018/03/24/columbia...dunkin-donuts/
this is burglary 101. Never rob a donut store
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      04-13-2018, 04:03 PM   #12
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I worked at a local Dunkin Donuts during high school. About a week ago it was robbed by a guy who jumped the counter and grabbed the cash. He was chased out into the parking lot by the employee, and both of them were greeted by the cop who happened to be sitting in the parking lot the whole time.

Some people are just idiots.

http://fox61.com/2018/03/24/columbia...dunkin-donuts/
Well, it's a donut shop - he should have known that a cop would be there
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      04-13-2018, 05:59 PM   #13
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Man the “F” up, gezzzzzz.
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What a little bitch. I cant believe none of those cops were laughing, although one of them looked like he was trying pretty hard not to.
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It's kind of sad but there seems to be a side story. Looks like he's an abused kid based off some of his mom's comments in this video. Also note the county won't release him to his mom because his mom doesn't have adequate housing.



My wife does work in establishing child abuse identification and prevention programs for a hospitals and health care organizations and this one kind of has the signs of past abuse.
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It's kind of sad but there seems to be a side story. Looks like he's an abused kid based off some of his mom's comments in this video. Also note the county won't release him to his mom because his mom doesn't have adequate housing.



My wife does work in establishing child abuse identification and prevention programs for a hospitals and health care organizations and this one kind of has the signs of past abuse.
No excuse for being a POS. Both my parents were useless. I never robbed a store.
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That boy is going to have a very hard time in jail. And he deserves it. Thieves are some of the lowest scum on earth.
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It's kind of sad but there seems to be a side story. Looks like he's an abused kid based off some of his mom's comments in this video. Also note the county won't release him to his mom because his mom doesn't have adequate housing.



My wife does work in establishing child abuse identification and prevention programs for a hospitals and health care organizations and this one kind of has the signs of past abuse.
Scumbag kid from a scumbag mom. No surprise there. Sorry if I don't feel sorry for either of them.
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I worked at a local Dunkin Donuts during high school. About a week ago it was robbed by a guy who jumped the counter and grabbed the cash. He was chased out into the parking lot by the employee, and both of them were greeted by the cop who happened to be sitting in the parking lot the whole time.

Some people are just idiots.

http://fox61.com/2018/03/24/columbia...dunkin-donuts/
I mean... stereotypes are there for a reason. Never rob a donut shop... good chance of a cop being there.
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I mean... stereotypes are there for a reason. Never rob a donut shop... good chance of a cop being there.
Because donut shops are often open in the middle of the night, they traditionally give free coffee and donuts to police to encourage them to come by. Both benefit from it.
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That womans teeth are so jacked up, she could eat an apple through a picket fence. Might give good head though. lol. The kid is no surprise...if you breed dumb with stupid...you get this.
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