The danger of a nap!

[Lups]

I went to the grocery store while my hairy husband was taking a nap and the kids were sitting still and reading books.

I came back from the store and my husband had no hair, my son has some hair, and my dog is butt naked literally. I was informed that they were responsible and tested the trimmer first on our smaller boy, then when they saw it working, they tested it on the dog, and when that didn't work so well they tested the trimmer on the sleeping husband.

Anyway, if anyone here has wondered what a Gs would look like if it was trimmed by a seven and a five year olds:

Edit: Of course I fucked up the pic...

[Dang3r]

I'd ever known that you're an evil dirtb@g, but let your kids do your job of pwning your husband is really taking the bisquit

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

I'd ever known that you're an evil dirtb@g, but let your kids do your job of pwning your husband is really taking the bisquit

Oh shut it you old geezer! I'm the one who walks that dog and the husband clearly is using his nap as a cover! I wont get a tan this summer since I don't have a dog to go out with!

[david in germany]

Poor puppy, it is going to get a sunburn!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by david in germany

Poor puppy, it is going to get a sunburn!

Where is my sympathy!? I have to walk her!

It is a well documented fact I hate dogs and kids, but I had actually gotten the trimmer out so I could shave the dog this weekend. She has a nasty habbit of getting hotspots which in our climate with all the rain and with her hobby of swimming all summer long is impossible to heal since no vet gives her cortisone or antibiotics anymore for a bloody rash. She spent 6 months with a muzzle at all time thanks to those damn spots.

The dog loves water, can't take meds and for sure she looks awful but sun burns are the not going to happen. It's early season here in fur changing so shell have a coat before the sun is an issue.

We are going through drills with other gs's next week and their owners are serious trainers with serious outlooks in life. It'll be fun to be an assistant trainer for a group with lethal dogs while mine looks like a bad poodle, and is named Kissa (cat in English). I'll be working for the street creds for sure.

[UglyBuzzard]

Would have been a better story - husband no hair, kids some hair, and you butt naked.

[Needbmwpartzz]

Just get the dog one of those cute cardigans or sweaters....new fresh styles for pooch will make you even more hip

[Maynard]

That dog doesn't look ugly enough to have his butt shaved and made to walk backwards, but perhaps you all have higher standards over there

[lsturbointeg]

too funny Lups! Clearly the husband did not want to walk the dog so he was all in for a haircut even if it meant a effed up hair cut!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by lsturbointeg

too funny Lups! Clearly the husband did not want to walk the dog so he was all in for a haircut even if it meant a effed up hair cut!

Yeah, but he also was hit with the trimmer.

The dog in that pic has been cleaned up by an adult so you were not subjected to the first attempt by the kids. That one was very horrible and as you can see us adult getting involved didn't do much good either.

The tiny kid has a birthday this week so my mother-in-law will sit in our coffee table and judge us with her eyes for an hour. I'm working on my excuses since the hubby still seems too happy about the events.

[Lups]

An old lady took pics of her and laughed at us. I hope she gets diarrhea.

I did put a shirt on her before we went out but then she refused to move. We compromised by her wearing nothing and I pretended I was an invisible ninja while we ran away from all on coming traffic.

If anyone needs tips on how to hide behind spruces, I'm your best source for information!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Incontinentia Buttocks

Could have been worse. Could have been you asleep. Could have been you ended up with her arse shaved.

What would the neighbours say

Don't be cruel, if I wasn't furry, I'd have to wear pants!

[Lups]

I had to take the dog out but she refused to make a deposit because I was laughing so hard.

Here is a shitty pic.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Lups

I had to take the dog out but she refused to make a deposit because I was laughing so hard.

Here is a shitty pic.

Have you considered sending a picture along with an entry request to the Finnish Kennel Club? There must be a dog show coming up sometime soon that Kissa can participate in. Preferably handled by your boys as revenge for doing that to her....


That tail though...

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Have you considered sending a picture along with an entry request to the Finnish Kennel Club? There must be a dog show coming up sometime soon that Kissa can participate in. Preferably handled by your boys as revenge for doing that to her....


That tail though...

I figure I have about ten years to make them miserable. I'm working on my list!

She looks absolutely awful with the 2mm cut but hwy, at least this way she hopefully can swim all summer long unlike last summer!

Poor little thing, she had to go for a walk on a leash and couldn't even do her business in peace but i had to capture that epic tail.

[BuiltnBoostedZ]

Doggie poop pics? Nice, fap time. looool

[Lups]

Originally Posted by BuiltnBoostedZ

Doggie poop pics? Nice, fap time. looool

I did try to teach her to fake poop tailing, that stupid way she holds her tail while pooping but I'm not good enough. I just had to share that beautifully cut tail in that perfect angle.