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      02-03-2018, 02:00 PM   #23
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Wow is that brutal. Not sure why people cannot figure out how to park their cars. Or drive their cars for that matter...
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      02-03-2018, 03:13 PM   #24
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Wow is that brutal. Not sure why people cannot figure out how to park their cars. Or drive their cars for that matter...
Because this is an example of how licenses are granted in the US:

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      02-03-2018, 04:02 PM   #25
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This is an embarrassment to all BMW drivers. I would be tempted to do this...
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We have allocated parking at work and this lady does much the same. I confronted her and she said for the life of her she cannot follow lines on the ground but if there is a car there it helps. Luckily I am allocated a space near the end so I always have space to get out the driver side but passengers can forget getting in unless I move forward.

This also explains the phenomenon when someone parks next to you when you park far away. Our bays went through refurbishment and I parked far away. She parked next to me!

I saw her do a 15 point turn last week and I got so fed up. I told her to let me and I did it in a full lock! She just giggled and went off to her office. May be she enjoys the attention. She was holding up traffic and people were tooting... I should have uploaded the cam footage.
15 pt turn??? LOL. Darn, I assume you overwritten the footage? You'd be an instant hit if you uploaded on YT hahah.
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Yeh overwritten but had a good laugh playing it to passengers. I might start a YouTube channel
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I'll pay for your data recovery! LMAO.

Btw, *always* save your interesting clips, I do it all the time.
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      02-03-2018, 04:26 PM   #27
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This is an embarrassment to all BMW drivers. I would be tempted to do this...

the condom is a nice touch
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      02-03-2018, 05:45 PM   #29
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she said for the life of her she cannot follow lines on the ground
Taken seriously, she must've been unable to get the license.

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if there is a car there it helps.
Yes, of course:
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I always have space to get out the driver side but passengers can forget getting in unless I move forward.
That's all right.

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Our bays went through refurbishment and I parked far away. She parked next to me!

I saw her do a 15 point turn last week and I got so fed up. I told her to let me and I did it in a full lock! She just giggled and went off to her office.
"How many times does she have to tell you, before you finally understand?" Propose to her, make everybody happy!

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NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I'll pay for your data recovery! LMAO.

Btw, *always* save your interesting clips, I do it all the time.
You don't have to bother, it's already there:
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I'm amazed you've tolerated it this long. Within a 2-3 instances I would've left a note.

The note has gotta sound chill otherwise they'll get defensive and upset.
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You don't have to bother, it's already there:
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Ya, saw that one. Classic!
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Taken seriously, she must've been unable to get the license.



Yes, of course:
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That's all right.



"How many times does she have to tell you, before you finally understand?" Propose to her, make everybody happy!



You don't have to bother, it's already there:
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Wow, that blue car one....She wanted to get into that space??????? What kinda alien logic was that? LMAO!

I'll just leave this here. I'm only joking, women are awesome
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cant post a picture right now but my parking neighbour hit my car and didn't park the car in the spot for a month
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