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      01-17-2016, 12:09 AM   #21165
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So I just joined okcupid-

Christ these people are horrible looking.

I think I'll stick to tinder.
If you are good looking, what the hell are you doing on there.... lol

Tinder only
I wanted to expand my portfolio for 30+ year old women!

But eesh, I was wrong. Curiosity killed the cat.
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lmao, I just noticed the tags at the bottom of the page. Drunk ASB?
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Speaking of cheaters....the ONLY time the Heisman has been revoked was under Carroll's coaching time at USC....a la Reggie Bush
You must be a HUGE Pete Carroll fan then, aren't ya cheater?
He was also run out of NY (Jets) coaching position for making the 'choke' symbol during a game....

It's bad, really bad to be run out of NY (and the Jets at that) for behavior that is too offensive for NY....
Belichick coached the BROWNS and was fired.

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I wanted to expand my portfolio for 30+ year old women!

But eesh, I was wrong. Curiosity killed the cat.
Church, gym???

screw 30+, just go back to college
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lmao, I just noticed the tags at the bottom of the page. Drunk ASB?
Nah - I'm nursing a sore back with a cocktail of....
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Speaking of cheaters....the ONLY time the Heisman has been revoked was under Carroll's coaching time at USC....a la Reggie Bush
You must be a HUGE Pete Carroll fan then, aren't ya cheater?
He was also run out of NY (Jets) coaching position for making the 'choke' symbol during a game....

It's bad, really bad to be run out of NY (and the Jets at that) for behavior that is too offensive for NY....
Belichick coached the BROWNS and was fired.

/thread.
Coach's Pats and wins 4 rings....played in 6 bowls....

Now /thread
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I wanted to expand my portfolio for 30+ year old women!

But eesh, I was wrong. Curiosity killed the cat.
Church, gym???

screw 30+, just go back to college
I don't know why, but 18-23 year olds still have that puffy face, and I find 25+ year olds more attractive. Plus they have more experience/are already damaged so they know what's up. They don't get attached+their sex drives are higher

I won't hit on girls at my gym. That's my church. My sanctuary. I don't want it to be awkward.
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@EstorilM - I rarely drink....just as my date tonight Axius

Here's a great idea - you and Mr.SugarSkulls make a trip East and we'll settle this on the Foosball table
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Speaking of cheaters....the ONLY time the Heisman has been revoked was under Carroll's coaching time at USC....a la Reggie Bush
You must be a HUGE Pete Carroll fan then, aren't ya cheater?
He was also run out of NY (Jets) coaching position for making the 'choke' symbol during a game....

It's bad, really bad to be run out of NY (and the Jets at that) for behavior that is too offensive for NY....
Belichick coached the BROWNS and was fired.

/thread.
Coach's Pats and wins 4 rings....played in 6 bowls....

Now /thread
Synonymous with NFL cheating.
Had to cheat for 4 of those rings.

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I don't know why, but 18-23 year olds still have that puffy face, and I find 25+ year olds more attractive. Plus they have more experience/are already damaged so they know what's up. They don't get attached+their sex drives are higher

I won't hit on girls at my gym. That's my church. My sanctuary. I don't want it to be awkward.
I get it...keep in mind I've been out of the game for 7 years, but I always thought it would be difficult to pull it off at the gym. Those are the winners though!
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I don't know why, but 18-23 year olds still have that puffy face, and I find 25+ year olds more attractive. Plus they have more experience/are already damaged so they know what's up. They don't get attached+their sex drives are higher

I won't hit on girls at my gym. That's my church. My sanctuary. I don't want it to be awkward.
I get it...keep in mind I've been out of the game for 7 years, but I always thought it would be difficult to pull it off at the gym. Those are the winners though!
They really are. It's easy when you see the usuals and over time you offer weights, or find the right opportunity (i.e. They struggle pulling a rack down/they're putting away plates you can offer to do it for them) just gotta be opportunistic.

But since I really like my gym, I'll look but won't move beyond just talking.

7 years aye? The only real commitment I've had is my pup, and that's be 5 years so far.
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@EstorilM - I rarely drink....just as my date tonight Axius

Here's a great idea - you and Mr.SugarSkulls make a trip East and we'll settle this on the Foosball table
Foosball?

Who the hell plays foosball????

Billiards, son
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The hate for the Pats is simply DELICIOUS
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Foosball?

Who the hell plays foosball????

Billiards, son
I'm down for Billiards. I have some free miles. Lets do this..
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They really are. It's easy when you see the usuals and over time you offer weights, or find the right opportunity (i.e. They struggle pulling a rack down/they're putting away plates you can offer to do it for them) just gotta be opportunistic.

But since I really like my gym, I'll look but won't move beyond just talking.

7 years aye? The only real commitment I've had is my pup, and that's be 5 years so far.
Yeah I got a winner. She supports my car addiction, so I can't really ask for much more

What kind of dog?
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They really are. It's easy when you see the usuals and over time you offer weights, or find the right opportunity (i.e. They struggle pulling a rack down/they're putting away plates you can offer to do it for them) just gotta be opportunistic.

But since I really like my gym, I'll look but won't move beyond just talking.

7 years aye? The only real commitment I've had is my pup, and that's be 5 years so far.
Yeah I got a winner. She supports my car addiction, so I can't really ask for much more

What kind of dog?
That IS a winner! My ex thought my last m6 was a waste of money.

And Bowser is pretty well known around these forums. He's more well liked than me.
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That IS a winner! My ex thought my last m6 was a waste of money.

And Bowser is pretty well known around these forums. He's more well liked than me.
Haha very nice!

Here is mine...

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That IS a winner! My ex thought my last m6 was a waste of money.

And Bowser is pretty well known around these forums. He's more well liked than me.
Haha very nice!

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Corgiiiissss, fellow short legged beings!

Aren't they the best?! People here obsessing over goats and I'm like "nuh uh, dogs are better"
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That IS a winner! My ex thought my last m6 was a waste of money.

And Bowser is pretty well known around these forums. He's more well liked than me.
Haha very nice!

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Quite the ladies man!
Corgiiiissss, fellow short legged beings!

Aren't they the best?! People here obsessing over goats and I'm like "nuh uh, dogs are better"
Hey - I have dogs, cats, goats, and a DONKEY!!!
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Foosball?

Who the hell plays foosball????

Billiards, son
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Never happen - it'll take you 2 years to pick the airline
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and you 5 years to pick the date!
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