How do you say "tool" in German?

paradocs98 · 03-30-2013, 08:01 PM

Video and text courtesy of jalopnik:

Watch This Nissan Skyline Fail Miserably At Drifting On A Roundabout

Drifting is a lot like sex. Do it wrong and you're gonna have a bad time.

Just ask this fellow whose Good Friday turned into a Bad Friday when he attempted to drift his R33 Skyline on a public roundabout in Germany, and came up a little short.

This drifting fail took place during Carfreitag, a car festival that takes place in Germany on Good Friday and typically also involves street racing and other acts of public idiocy just like this.

At least he seemed in good spirits afterward.

sterile stork · 03-30-2013, 11:18 PM

How is this M3 related

GT1281 · 03-30-2013, 11:21 PM

I'm assuming he beat everyone else for the dips**t award. Fail.

Erie Von Otto · 03-31-2013, 01:50 AM

Im still trying to figure out what bad sex is.
Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Oh, and the guy is a moron.

klammer · 03-31-2013, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ottoblotto

Im still trying to figure out what bad sex is.
Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Oh, and the guy is a moron.

Have to agree on all points

GT1281 · 03-31-2013, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottoblotto

Im still trying to figure out what bad sex is.
Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Oh, and the guy is a moron.

Genius! Couldn't have said it better

Blindside_137 · 03-31-2013, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottoblotto

Im still trying to figure out what bad sex is.
Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Oh, and the guy is a moron.

Lol

Did not get it either

Powerbeast · 03-31-2013, 11:17 AM

I don't understand where the M3 comes into play here

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paradocs98 · 03-31-2013, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sterile stork

How is this M3 related

Quote:

Originally Posted by Powerbeast

I don't understand where the M3 comes into play here

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Yeah, sorry. I thought it was pretty funny, and knew that if it was buried down in the "General/Non-M3 video/pic" section, nobody would get to see it.

Admins, you can move it/bury it at will.

Accelerometer · 03-31-2013, 12:19 PM

Hah funny that is at the Nurburgring visitor center I recognize the roundabout.

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