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Yeah.. Don't ask. If it matters later you can call her and be like, "Guess what? We have HIV... Crazy, huh? You gave me AIDS.". Until then, just wait a month. Though I think HIV is like 4-6 to be sure. (knock on wood). If I were you. I'd bareback all kindsa hot pink for one or two weeks, then cover it up and start the 30 day and 5 month clock. Actually, IF I were you... I'd just keep smashing all the pink I could and forget condoms altogether - they're an urban myth anyways. Bang your buddies' gfs if you're worried, they may have less STDs than the average barwench. Put your STD faith in Jesus. F it. Good luck getting to 5mo without having to start over. ha
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