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      08-20-2012, 09:23 PM   #23
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Don't ask. Wait a month (the amount of time it takes to accurately reflect infection from any STD on a test if you have one) and get tested. Asking isn't going to change if have or haven't.

Yeah.. Don't ask. If it matters later you can call her and be like, "Guess what? We have HIV... Crazy, huh? You gave me AIDS.". Until then, just wait a month. Though I think HIV is like 4-6 to be sure. (knock on wood).

If I were you. I'd bareback all kindsa hot pink for one or two weeks, then cover it up and start the 30 day and 5 month clock. Actually, IF I were you... I'd just keep smashing all the pink I could and forget condoms altogether - they're an urban myth anyways. Bang your buddies' gfs if you're worried, they may have less STDs than the average barwench. Put your STD faith in Jesus. F it.

Good luck getting to 5mo without having to start over. ha
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Don't ask. Wait a month (the amount of time it takes to accurately reflect infection from any STD on a test if you have one) and get tested. Asking isn't going to change if have or haven't.

Yeah.. Don't ask. If it matters later you can call her and be like, "Guess what? We have HIV... Crazy, huh? You gave me AIDS.". Until then, just wait a month. Though I think HIV is like 4-6 to be sure. (knock on wood).

If I were you. I'd bareback all kindsa hot pink for one or two weeks, then cover it up and start the 30 day and 5 month clock. Actually, IF I were you... I'd just keep smashing all the pink I could and forget condoms altogether - they're an urban myth anyways. Bang your buddies' gfs if you're worried, they may have less STDs than the average barwench. Put your STD faith in Jesus. F it.

Good luck getting to 5mo without having to start over. ha
lmao great advice
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I was in Thailand and had some fun with a couple of locals. Bad mistake. Within a couple of days, my equipment got red and very irritated, with big spots on it, and it hurt like hell to pee.

I went to a local clinic, and I could barely understand his broken English, but he took a look at it and it sounded like he told me I'd have to have it cut off!

Needless to say, I was concerned, so I went for a second opinion. I found a doctor in a nicer part of town whose English was a bit better.

He took a good look at it, and furled his brow. "He doesnt look too good".

"Well doc," I asked, "How bad is it? The last guy told me I'd have to have it cut off."

He started to laugh, "Oh no, that's not necessary..."

"Oh thank God" I replied with more than a bit of relief.

"No, no", he continued, "I've see this before. You wait 2, maybe 3 weeks, and he will fall off all by himself".


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