Pr0n Downloading Cat

Tondtar · 08-08-2009, 02:54 AM

As Good of an excuse as, "Dog Ate My Homework" :

Fla. man blames cat paws for child pr0n downloads

JENSEN BEACH, Fla. – Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.

According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.

Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.

BillLee · 08-08-2009, 03:23 AM

yes, cats are really evil.

nusevad · 08-08-2009, 01:02 PM

a bear would have been more believable...

jpsum · 08-08-2009, 01:41 PM

I guess he calls his penis his cat?

jrsbeamer335 · 08-08-2009, 09:08 PM

wow

c0nstant · 08-08-2009, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FifthStreetz

a bear would have been more believable...

LOL

Cyber · 08-09-2009, 02:43 AM

Cat did it in revenge for:

Payback is a bitch!

gravediggingaditch · 08-09-2009, 12:54 PM

hahahah -- poor cat!

len56 · 08-09-2009, 06:25 PM

worse excuse, actually

someone I knew actually had their homework eaten by a dog >.> (yeah, there were chew marks and a note from a parent, and it was gr. 3 so i doubt it was forged)

'Cane · 08-09-2009, 10:14 PM

I was in Jensen Beach tonight. I did not see said cat.

radix · 08-10-2009, 11:39 PM

o hai! iz in ur computer, dwnlaodinz ur kitty pr0nz.

'Cane · 08-11-2009, 08:40 AM

I hear it was all just a big misunderstanding.

They were looking for kitty porn.

ragingclue · 08-11-2009, 10:34 AM

This is why I don't allow my children within 50ft of a cat.

08-08-2009, 02:54 AM	#1
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1123 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	Pr0n Downloading Cat As Good of an excuse as, "Dog Ate My Homework" : Fla. man blames cat paws for child pr0n downloads JENSEN BEACH, Fla. – Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer. According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned. Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.
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jpsum Major 286 Rep 1,088 Posts Drives: 2010 TSX Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Haven area iTrader: (4)	I guess he calls his penis his cat?
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Cyber Second Lieutenant 96 Rep 285 Posts Drives: 08 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Tri State Area EAST iTrader: (0)	Cat did it in revenge for: Payback is a bitch!
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gravediggingaditch Lieutenant 21 Rep 425 Posts Drives: '08 e92 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Miami iTrader: (0)	hahahah -- poor cat! __________________ BMW 335i - e92 Ordered: 4.23.08 Picked Up: 6.19.08 Blk Saph, Black Lthr, Alum, 230s, Man, Prem Pkg, Sprt Pkg, Navi, Prk Dst, CA, iPod, Cstm Pedals, Pntd Reflctrs, GP Thundrs, 30% Huper Optik Tints / 60% Wndshld, Euro Fogs
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len56 Private 366 Rep 85 Posts Drives: like a gentleman Join Date: May 2009 Location: CA iTrader: (0)	worse excuse, actually someone I knew actually had their homework eaten by a dog >.> (yeah, there were chew marks and a note from a parent, and it was gr. 3 so i doubt it was forged) __________________ i love german cars
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'Cane Major General 9741 Rep 6,034 Posts Drives: 2022 Aventurin/SS G82 xDrive Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2022 M4 Comp AWD [8.00]	I was in Jensen Beach tonight. I did not see said cat.
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radix you know he kills little girls like you 396 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	o hai! iz in ur computer, dwnlaodinz ur kitty pr0nz.
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'Cane Major General 9741 Rep 6,034 Posts Drives: 2022 Aventurin/SS G82 xDrive Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: South Florida iTrader: (0) Garage List 2022 M4 Comp AWD [8.00]	I hear it was all just a big misunderstanding. They were looking for kitty porn.
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ragingclue One cam is enough 136 Rep 6,801 Posts Drives: VF Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: mulletville iTrader: (1)	This is why I don't allow my children within 50ft of a cat.
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