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      11-17-2008, 05:39 PM   #1
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If you could DO any one thing without getting in trouble...

If you could do any ONE thing without getting in trouble...

You get the idea

No I'm not going first
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Rob Bill Gates lol.
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+1 possibree

that or run through a huge store filled with expensive fragile things and break things with like a bat...or a sword...or a sledgehammer...

or...jack a reventon or some other exotic...
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cross-country high speed chase in a Ferrari.

or,
drive around in a monster-truck, crushing everything and anyone you want.

or,
rob Bill Gates and use the money to build a compound with a harem of porn starlets
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I want to rape Megan Fox and post it on youtube...
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I want to rape Megan Fox and post it on youtube...
we got it with the rape thing hahahah
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we got it with the rape thing hahahah
hahaha... hey, Spool has his priorities.
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ok yeah what he said
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Take a big bite out of some kid's ice cream in the park when the parents are not paying attention

(and then go rape Megan Fox before Spool gets a hold of her )

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cross-country high speed chase in a Ferrari.
oh damn i forgot about that. yeah, i'd like to jack an exotic, then drive it all out across the country's highways (with the public being forced off the road while i'm driving).
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i'd rape spool hahhahahahaha
ass or mouth? hahahahah
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I would tie her to a chair, legs over her head. Strip her down to her panties, she'd be wearing a pink thong, pull it aside. Proceed with teasing, pop a viagra pill, ravage her again and again. then piitb
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SOLD! you win

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all 8 of his holes
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i vote rape, stealing and possibly kill a person or two... or ten
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Get into a police chase. I think i can get away but i don't wanna do it in case i get a limp mode or something in the middle of the chase haha.
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You get the idea

No I'm not going first
oops didnt see that it said one. i vote steal (cars, mostly)
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all 8 of his holes
You missed one - probably the most important one
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Get into a police chase. I think i can get away but i don't wanna do it in case i get a limp mode or something in the middle of the chase haha.
Yeah I have thought about that too... I am pretty sure I know my area well enough to pull it off, but there is always the outside chance that something goes wrong (like a nail through the tire at triple digits, and NO, i got rid of my noobflat tires)

If there were no consequences, I would grab my friend's LP640, have him report it stolen, and proceed with the cross country chasing nonsense... while he followed in his MV Agusta F4 1000
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