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      08-31-2015, 04:09 PM   #13927
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How many do you have?

Friend of mine found out she has a Maran cockerel, which was disappointing, since she wanted a hen.
5 heritage American turkeys under a year, 2 toms and 3 hens; 1 older Tom who is about 4 years old and totally blind; 2 roosters, 1 Rhode Island Red and another that jumped the fence from the neighbor's yard because we have a more consistent food supply; about 8 hens of varying degrees of Rhode Island redness.
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5 heritage American turkeys under a year, 2 toms and 3 hens; 1 older Tom who is about 4 years old and totally blind; 2 roosters, 1 Rhode Island Red and another that jumped the fence from the neighbor's yard because we have a more consistent food supply; about 8 hens of varying degrees of Rhode Island redness.
We had one RIR that was a great layer. One or two a day until a bobcat took her.

Do the turkey hens lay?
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      08-31-2015, 04:41 PM   #13929
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We had one RIR that was a great layer. One or two a day until a bobcat took her.

Do the turkey hens lay?
They must, since they are birds, but I have yet to see one in my own back yard. I don't know if they are edible either. . .
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We had one RIR that was a great layer. One or two a day until a bobcat took her.

Do the turkey hens lay?
They must, since they are birds, but I have yet to see one in my own back yard. I don't know if they are edible either. . .
I thought you have 3 hen turkeys.
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      08-31-2015, 05:30 PM   #13931
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      08-31-2015, 05:54 PM   #13932
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I thought you have 3 hen turkeys.
While they currently weigh in about 30lbs each, they are still immature. I don't know how long it takes a turkey to start laying eggs, but none of our chickens who were born this Spring will lay until next year, typically.

The two toms are just starting to gobble, at 45+ lbs each. And that thingy on their head, that they seem to be able to expand/contract on demand, is getting to be ridiculously long.
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      08-31-2015, 06:07 PM   #13933
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      09-01-2015, 11:40 AM   #13936
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You're my hero. Oh so good.
broooooo! I built a Jalapeno garden like 4 months ago! (started with seeds!!!) The jalapenos are sprouting! I am totally going to make those bacon wrapped jalapenos!
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broooooo! I built a Jalapeno garden like 4 months ago! (started with seeds!!!) The jalapenos are sprouting! I am totally going to make those bacon wrapped jalapenos!
I love Jalapenos
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broooooo! I built a Jalapeno garden like 4 months ago! (started with seeds!!!) The jalapenos are sprouting! I am totally going to make those bacon wrapped jalapenos!


My dinner yesterday.

I can't wait for my taste puds going back to living in America mode. In two weeks I've had one meal that wasn't jalapenos.
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What I currently do for a living.
What I currently do for a living, as demonstrated by the puppy, bowser.

Funny story behind the picture- so I had an extra floor mattress/futon. I had it washed because while I care more for animals than humans, I do have a soft spot for my people in Mexico and planned to donate it at the Salesian shelter.

I get home, and bowsers laying on it, staring at me as if he were saying "so what you gonna do about it."
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My dinner yesterday.

I can't wait for my taste puds going back to living in America mode. In two weeks I've had one meal that wasn't jalapenos.
Straight up, my stomach just "gurgled" I just got realllllllllly hungry! Those look freaking amazing!
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What I currently do for a living, as demonstrated by the puppy, bowser.

Funny story behind the picture- so I had an extra floor mattress/futon. I had it washed because while I care more for animals than humans, I do have a soft spot for my people in Mexico and planned to donate it at the Salesian shelter.

I get home, and bowsers laying on it, staring at me as if he were saying "so what you gonna do about it."
So you're a pro slacker?
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What I currently do for a living, as demonstrated by the puppy, bowser.

Funny story behind the picture- so I had an extra floor mattress/futon. I had it washed because while I care more for animals than humans, I do have a soft spot for my people in Mexico and planned to donate it at the Salesian shelter.

I get home, and bowsers laying on it, staring at me as if he were saying "so what you gonna do about it."
So you're a pro slacker?
Pro slacker, musician- same thing
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      09-01-2015, 01:08 PM   #13944
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      09-01-2015, 01:21 PM   #13945
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My dinner yesterday.

I can't wait for my taste puds going back to living in America mode. In two weeks I've had one meal that wasn't jalapenos.
Try it with crumbled Italian sausage and green onions mixed with the cream cheese
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Try it with crumbled Italian sausage and green onions mixed with the cream cheese
Wow. I will thanks!
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If C5 was Italian, this would be a hilarious response.
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[Not really] Funny story of the day.

We were driving to USPS, and saw a blue car.

Prena: Oh there is "Broom Chi"
Wife: What is "broom chi?"
Prena: That blue car.
Wife: Why do you call that car Broom Chi?
Prena: when it start to move, you will see why.

Blue car starts to move... BROOOOOOM (accelerating),,,,,,, CHI (Bov)


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