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      07-19-2016, 04:17 AM   #6139
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That said, I miss the days when SNL was actually funny...
Yes I can, got dammit. I'm old, I cannot keep up with all these new memes. Also, why isn't their an Asian Jack Handey?
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You can't keep regurgitating the same memes...



That said, I miss the days when SNL was actually funny...
Yes I can, got dammit. I'm old, I cannot keep up with all these new memes. Also, why isn't their an Asian Jack Handey?
Well... First off, "there" not "their"...

Second, no matter what, you won't be as old as ASBSECU E93

Third... Sound like your Depends needs a changing - you sound crabby this early in the AM...

What is with old people waking up before sunrise??
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Well... First off, "there" not "their"...

Second, no matter what, you won't be as old as ASBSECU E93

Third... Sound like your Depends needs a changing - you sound crabby this early in the AM...

What is with old people waking up before sunrise??

Don't know how old he is but I probably have him beat. I just turned 59 a month ago!
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Well... First off, "there" not "their"...

Second, no matter what, you won't be as old as ASBSECU E93

Third... Sound like your Depends needs a changing - you sound crabby this early in the AM...

What is with old people waking up before sunrise??

Don't know how old he is but I probably have him beat. I just turned 59 a month ago!
Doesn't matter how old you are... In our hearts, ASBSECU E93 was present during Lincoln's Gettysburg address... And by present, I mean he was already in a walker during said speech...

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Third... Sound like your Depends needs a changing - you sound crabby this early in the AM...

What is with old people waking up before sunrise??
Um....?
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Well... First off, "there" not "their"...

Second, no matter what, you won't be as old as ASBSECU E93

Third... Sound like your Depends needs a changing - you sound crabby this early in the AM...

What is with old people waking up before sunrise??
Um....?
You don't count, you have been struck with an illness and that's why you are awake... Better?
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Your old azz is posting too!!
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My man!!!

Has it been a week already? :
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Has it been a week already? :
AYE BRUH ILL LEAVE IF YOU WANT
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Your old azz is posting too!!
I haven't gone to sleep yet...
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My man!!!

Has it been a week already? :
AYE BRUH ILL LEAVE IF YOU WANT
Get yourself together you emotional lesbian!

You just got here...

At least stay long enough for the courtesy reach around
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What's up!!
Half way through my day! Earlier yesterday I was closing in on a dealer demo on a frozen white m6 convertible for 1200 a month....


But ITS A VERT.

It's pretty, I wish it were a hard top though : gonna check it out before the end of the week

What would you consider after the i8?
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Good afternoon all!
My man!!!

Has it been a week already? :
AYE BRUH ILL LEAVE IF YOU WANT
Get yourself together you emotional lesbian!

You just got here...

At least stay long enough for the courtesy reach around
Dude you guys are seriously emo as fuck. Like two pages ago ranting about how many problems you and the other youngin aatish have had so far.

Your sadness contaminated me.

Want to know heart break?!

Try buying a girl an engagement ring after two years of dating only for her to break up with you because "she's not in love with you like that anymore" before you pop the question.

Thus- the asshole womanizer infront of you
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Half way through my day! Earlier yesterday I was closing in on a dealer demo on a frozen white m6 convertible for 1200 a month....


But ITS A VERT.

It's pretty, I wish it were a hard top though : gonna check it out before the end of the week

What would you consider after the i8?
I'd do a 4-series Vert...the 6 is too big!
Go hard-core track rat.
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Half way through my day! Earlier yesterday I was closing in on a dealer demo on a frozen white m6 convertible for 1200 a month....


But ITS A VERT.

It's pretty, I wish it were a hard top though : gonna check it out before the end of the week

What would you consider after the i8?
Audi R8 V10+

But if you need room for Bowser, RS7 or M6GC in frozen white...
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Half way through my day! Earlier yesterday I was closing in on a dealer demo on a frozen white m6 convertible for 1200 a month....


But ITS A VERT.

It's pretty, I wish it were a hard top though : gonna check it out before the end of the week

What would you consider after the i8?
Audi R8 V10+

But if you need room for Bowser, RS7 or M6GC in frozen white...
He is a big boy.

Here he and I are in Acapulco
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Good afternoon all!
My man!!!

Has it been a week already? :
AYE BRUH ILL LEAVE IF YOU WANT
Get yourself together you emotional lesbian!

You just got here...

At least stay long enough for the courtesy reach around
Dude you guys are seriously emo as fuck. Like two pages ago ranting about how many problems you and the other youngin aatish have had so far.

Your sadness contaminated me.

Want to know heart break?!

Try buying a girl an engagement ring after two years of dating only for her to break up with you because "she's not in love with you like that anymore" before you pop the question.

Thus- the asshole womanizer infront of you
We were probably just shooting the shit, nothing serious

What problems you referring to?

My memory ain't so good this late at night
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Have you considered an Aston Martin Vert? I'd do one of those. Huge sale going on now, as well.
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He is a big boy.

Here he and I are in Acapulco
You know what would be awesome? If you could get a little farther away to shoot a picture if your white/fawn dog on a light blue/white/tan background. K thx.

Sorry to hear about how some girl mistreated you. That shit sucks man.
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Have you considered an Aston Martin Vert? I'd do one of those. Huge sale going on now, as well.
Hmmmmm...never considered it- but only because it hasn't crossed my mind.

How are their lease deals? Comparable to those of BMW? I'm just seriously getting tired of the i8 like, 24/7. You know exactly what I mean.
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