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      01-19-2017, 02:06 PM   #45519
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Is that breed susceptible to blindness? And those balls are massive.
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Shut up William. We also have balls ! Don't you ?
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So, I need some help understanding the difference between bacon and pork belly (the food). We went to an all-you-can-eat Korean grill your own food place, and they kept bringing me "pork belly" Best I can tell is there is SOME dividing line between bacon and pork belly, but I can't figure it out. My best guess is 13:45 is when bacon becomes pork belly???

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So, I need some help understanding the difference between bacon and pork belly (the food). We went to an all-you-can-eat Korean grill your own food place, and they kept bringing me "pork belly" Best I can tell is there is SOME dividing line between bacon and pork belly, but I can't figure it out. My best guess is 13:45 is when bacon becomes pork belly???

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Bacon is pork belly that has been thinly sliced, sometimes brined, sometimes cured, and then smoked.
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So, I need some help understanding the difference between bacon and pork belly (the food). We went to an all-you-can-eat Korean grill your own food place, and they kept bringing me "pork belly" Best I can tell is there is SOME dividing line between bacon and pork belly, but I can't figure it out. My best guess is 13:45 is when bacon becomes pork belly???

Jump in here Axius - because bacon

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I see you didn't invite me, so screw you.

Edit: Biorin beat me to it.
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I'm so sorry sweetheart . I will never do it again ..
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BACON, Not Canadian bacon. I can only absorb so much info in a day.
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BACON, Not Canadian bacon. I can only absorb so much info in a day.
Canadian bacon is some fucked up ham shit that lacks all the deliciousness of 'murica bacon. Nothing to learn.
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Shut up William. We also have balls ! Don't you ?
Yeah, but i dont tuck them between my legs like that and pretend to be a girl.

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Bacon is pork belly that has been thinly sliced, sometimes brined, sometimes cured, and then smoked.
You forgot to mention that the depth of pork belly allows it to retain much of its natural fats which can be lost with traditional bacon. Pork Belly is essentially the holy grail of pigs and should be savored even more than bacon. Drizzle it with real maple syrup and bake in the oven or on the grill to make even the manliest of panties soaked.
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BACON, Not Canadian bacon. I can only absorb so much info in a day.
Canadia has it all wrong. Canadian bacon? Its ham you pretentious fucks. Basically dissing on bacon as a whole. Shit really grinds my gears.


Poutine on the other hand......
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BACON, Not Canadian bacon. I can only absorb so much info in a day.
Canadia has it all wrong. Canadian bacon? Its ham you pretentious fucks. Basically dissing on bacon as a whole. Shit really grinds my gears.


Poutine on the other hand......
With bacon on top?


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Canadian bacon is some fucked up ham shit that lacks all the deliciousness of 'murica bacon. Nothing to learn.
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Canadia has it all wrong. Canadian bacon? Its ham you pretentious fucks. Basically dissing on bacon as a whole. Shit really grinds my gears.


Poutine on the other hand......
It pains me to admit it, but you are both correct. It is basically a ham, though sort of a tougher / chewier ham than just regular ham.

That being said, put it under a poached egg with some Hollandaise sauce and an English muffin....ahhh, wonderful.

I've ordered my eggs benny with the regular Canadian bacon and also with a side of real bacon as well. Just for the deliciousness.

I have to say - real bacon underneath the egg with the sauce wouldn't be as good as Canadian bacon. So there is a place for it.
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Yeah, but i dont tuck them between my legs like that and pretend to be a girl.

Yeah probably you're right ..

But here is the other kind of balls and............
Please lord have mercy for *Scott Sterling*
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We are now on page 443. This is your public service announcement as requested.

The testicle discussion has moved on. To bull testicles. Which might be considered a delicacy by some.
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Axius - that's for dissing my bacon.
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Is that breed susceptible to blindness? And those balls are massive.
No, he's a genetic defect. Glad we got him though, breeder would have surely put him down when he figured it out.

When we found out ours was the first dog out of the breeders 60 years of breeding that had cataracts at 4 months, we quickly went out and played the PowerBall. Damn dog must have used up all of our luck though.
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The other day I had "testicargot," which were testicles cooked like escargot in a similar sauce. Excellent!
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