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      09-10-2016, 08:24 AM   #38721
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      09-10-2016, 08:42 AM   #38723
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and the new chick is coming over today--meeting my fam.....................

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he prob found a new sex doll
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      09-10-2016, 09:32 AM   #38727
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Today 42° Celsius on my terrace (in the sun) in Belgium !
Planned to wash my car it's full of dust and insects ...But it's too hot and not normal for Belgium !
Weather prediction for next week is even hotter..and a lot of the water from my pond is vaporized ,my fish need water and I need to refill the water !
WTF....is this shit ? It's half of September ?
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You gettin roasted bruh
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You gettin roasted bruh
Bro even the asylum can't handle me hah

The asylum is for certain people...who's name start with H and end with aley lol
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Bro even the asylum can't handle me hah

The asylum is for certain people...who's name start with H and end with aley lol
CANT DISPUTE THAT HAHAHAHAH

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      09-10-2016, 12:21 PM   #38732
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Well, that's one way to start the day....
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Homosassa Springs....muhahahaha
Stay away from there until theyre renamed it to Heteroboro *giggle*
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Stay away from there until theyre renamed it to Heteroboro *giggle*
Lol.

That's where all the manatees live. There is great scalloping there as well.
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Well I'm still sore the second morning after, so I guess I did it right (boxing, that is)!

Can you change your sig now, jtodd_fl please?
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Arnold with his Bugatti !
And with his GF "Heather-Milligan" she looks like 40 years younger than him ..
Is this because he is "69" ?

He is no longer the Terminator....He's now the "Veyronator" !
Give that man a cigar ...
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Well I'm still sore the second morning after, so I guess I did it right (boxing, that is)!

Can you change your sig now, jtodd_fl please?
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