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      06-23-2016, 02:55 PM   #31791
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She's Asian. After about 25, it becomes a mystery and you're better off trying to figure out the Bermuda Triangle.
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She's Asian. After about 25, it becomes a mystery and you're better off trying to figure out the Bermuda Triangle.
HAHAHA




I'm guessing 35 bimmette
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      06-23-2016, 02:57 PM   #31793
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Gun. I'm going to bring the AR15 and destroy them.
If they allow naked archery, will you leave the gun at home?
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      06-23-2016, 02:58 PM   #31794
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If they allow naked archery, will you leave the gun at home?
Nope. Suns out, guns out breh.

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She's Asian. After about 25, it becomes a mystery and you're better off trying to figure out the Bermuda Triangle.
They are 25 until they hit a brick wall at 55 during the transformation phase.
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      06-23-2016, 02:58 PM   #31795
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HAHAHA




I'm guessing 35 bimmette
that's a sly compliment, cassanova
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      06-23-2016, 02:59 PM   #31796
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Nope. Suns out, guns out breh.
damn, i wanted to see ur dick get caught in the string, for some reason.. i'm sick, fine
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      06-23-2016, 03:00 PM   #31797
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that's a sly compliment, cassanova



I think that's a good age to try and establish a baseline
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      06-23-2016, 03:02 PM   #31798
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damn, i wanted to see ur dick
Didn't have to read past this. Damnit Grimmy. Seriously.


If you want to see it, a lady or two on here may have copies, find them and ask them you sick bastard.
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      06-23-2016, 03:06 PM   #31799
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I'm of an age when it's no longer polite to ask.
I'm really sorry (seriously)
But I'm also really surprised by your comment ! (no joke)

I asked about your age because you look so young,exotic,beautiful and full of health and energy..
This question came in my mind while I watched your bow video ..
BTW...
You probably forgot that I posted pics from me in the gym + a pic from my ID for you ,yep even my ID for you and it's still on here ! While I look like shit compaired to you and your beauty !
Is this that I got in return from you ?

And now you left me with nothing ?
Well..I'm feeling disappointed...
Please Tara ...?
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      06-23-2016, 03:09 PM   #31800
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Didn't have to read past this. Damnit Grimmy. Seriously.


If you want to see it, a lady or two on here may have copies, find them and ask them you sick bastard.
F. U.



^n no, im not jerking u off or anything.. u fkcing sick motherferger
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      06-23-2016, 03:09 PM   #31801
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They are 25 until they hit a brick wall at 55 during the transformation phase.

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I think that's a good age to try and establish a baseline
That's like playing Mario Kart and charging into a cluster of item boxes. You never know if there's a trap in there.

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F. U.



^n no, im not jerking u off or anything.. u fkcing sick motherferger
So you're a Tsundere huh?
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      06-23-2016, 03:12 PM   #31802
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I'm of an age when it's no longer polite to ask.
I'm really sorry (seriously)
But I'm also really surprised by your comment ! (no joke)

I asked about your age because you look so young,exotic,beautiful and full of health and energy..
This question came in my mind while I watched your bow video ..
BTW...
You probably forgot that I posted pics from me in the gym + a pic from my ID for you ,yep even my ID for you and it's still on here ! While I look like shit compaired to you and your beauty !
Is this that I got in return from you ?

And now you left me with nothing ?
Well..I'm feeling disappointed...
Please Tara ...?
Nothing. Rien. Zilch. Zip. Nada. Nichts.
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      06-23-2016, 03:14 PM   #31803
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I'm really sorry (seriously)
But I'm also really surprised by your comment ! (no joke)

I asked about your age because you look so young,exotic,beautiful and full of health and energy..
This question came in my mind while I watched your bow video ..
BTW...
You probably forgot that I posted pics from me in the gym + a pic from my ID for you ,yep even my ID for you and it's still on here ! While I look like shit compaired to you and your beauty !
Is this that I got in return from you ?

And now you left me with nothing ?
Well..I'm feeling disappointed...
Please Tara ...?
Your poetry falls on deaf ears, my friend.
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      06-23-2016, 03:20 PM   #31804
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Just be thankful she didn't make you pull a compound bow!

Not sure those girly arms could have handled a 'real' bow
Clearly you didn't watch the whole video
Guilty....after watching the massive FAIL with the string bow....I couldn't watch anymore

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      06-23-2016, 03:22 PM   #31805
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So you're a Tsundere huh?
what the

Tsundere (ツンデレ ?, pronounced [tsɯndeɽe]) is a Japanese term for a character development process that describes a person who is initially cold and even hostile towards another person before gradually showing a warmer side over time.

kids..
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      06-23-2016, 03:22 PM   #31806
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F. U.



^n no, im not jerking u off or anything.. u fkcing sick motherferger

Grimmy boy Grimmy boy. You need to find a lady friend instead of being curious of my shlong. Go play video games or something for fucks sake!

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Your poetry falls on deaf ears, my friend.
For it was a cold winter's eve
where she dropeth to her knees
Thine monster rips through a zipper
she jumps up extremely chipper
why oh why must you do this to me
because you are a hooker
now watch me unsheathe
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      06-23-2016, 03:23 PM   #31807
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Your poetry falls on deaf ears, my friend.
"True is it that we have seen better days,
And have with holy bell been knoll'd to church,
And sat at good men's feasts, and wip'd our eyes
Of drops that sacred pity hath engend'red;
And therefore sit you down in gentleness,
And take upon command what help we have
That to your wanting may be minst'red." - As You Like It Act 2, scene 7, 120–126

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what the

Tsundere (ツンデレ ?, pronounced [tsɯndeɽe]) is a Japanese term for a character development process that describes a person who is initially cold and even hostile towards another person before gradually showing a warmer side over time.

kids..
Pretty much playing hard to get.
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      06-23-2016, 03:26 PM   #31808
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Grimmy boy Grimmy boy. You need to find a lady friend instead of being curious of my shlong. Go play video games or something for fucks sake!
im not curious about your 'sch-long' (I see what you're trying to get at there..)
stop talking about your penis... no one asked you about your penis

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      06-23-2016, 03:28 PM   #31809
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Pretty much playing hard to get.
no farg-ity.. he's all yours
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      06-23-2016, 03:29 PM   #31810
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"True is it that we have seen better days,
And have with holy bell been knoll'd to church,
And sat at good men's feasts, and wip'd our eyes
Of drops that sacred pity hath engend'red;
And therefore sit you down in gentleness,
And take upon command what help we have
That to your wanting may be minst'red." - As You Like It Act 2, scene 7, 120–126



Pretty much playing hard to get.
Bruh... I may or may not have played Orlando in As You Like It at some time in the past.
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      06-23-2016, 03:29 PM   #31811
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im not curious about your 'sch-long' (I see what you're trying to get at there..)
stop talking about your penis... no one asked you about your penis
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damn, i wanted to see ur dick
You started it.
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I'm really sorry (seriously)
But I'm also really surprised by your comment ! (no joke)

I asked about your age because you look so young,exotic,beautiful and full of health and energy..
This question came in my mind while I watched your bow video ..
BTW...
You probably forgot that I posted pics from me in the gym + a pic from my ID for you ,yep even my ID for you and it's still on here ! While I look like shit compaired to you and your beauty !
Is this that I got in return from you ?

And now you left me with nothing ?
Well..I'm feeling disappointed...
Please Tara ...?
LOL this must've been before my time. Link to pics and ID
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