Marriage is a Bliss

Tondtar · 12-10-2009, 08:02 PM

A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner Love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"

He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

“Fuck You! You're not having shit. I was talking to the dog................"

Scorpion · 12-10-2009, 11:31 PM

Hahahaha

samwoo2go · 12-11-2009, 12:10 AM

even tho I am not married, I can feel the depression radiate from the screen from that 1 lol

Tondtar · 12-11-2009, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by samwoo2go

even tho I am not married, I can feel the depression radiate from the screen from that 1 lol

so you get it, dude

Bart@AUTOcouture · 12-21-2009, 02:40 AM

har har har, some people quite frankly marry the wrong women, end of story

MisterSkiMask · 12-21-2009, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboBmaNN

har har har, some people quite frankly marry the wrong women, end of story

...are you the bastard that got the good one?

Bart@AUTOcouture · 12-21-2009, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterSkiMask

...are you the bastard that got the good one?

i guess im the only one

UncleWede · 12-21-2009, 04:00 PM

^ I got a winner

Best regards,
Wede

Tondtar · 12-21-2009, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboBmaNN

i guess im the only one

Give it a few years ...My guess is you have been married <5 years. Right?

Kiemyster · 12-25-2009, 04:56 PM

roflol! that was great... i feel it for him

Bimmer Nerd · 01-08-2010, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Tondtar

Give it a few years ...My guess is you have been married <5 years. Right?

hahaha

smack · 02-11-2010, 09:20 AM

I have a good. you know how they always say look at the mother to see the future? well the future looks pretty damn good.

OlivaresAnthony · 02-17-2010, 12:40 AM

lol..

Diokaef · 02-17-2010, 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by smack

I have a good. you know how they always say look at the mother to see the future? well the future looks pretty damn good.

So, I'm F tup

12-10-2009, 08:02 PM	#1
Tondtar 12 yr old Juvie 1127 Rep 881 Posts Drives: His Mom Crazy Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: El Lay iTrader: (2) Garage List 2008 (RIP in 2011) ... [0.00]	Marriage is a Bliss A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner Love? Chicken, Beef or Lamb?" He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken." “Fuck You! You're not having shit. I was talking to the dog................" Last edited by Tondtar; 12-11-2009 at 02:05 AM..
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Scorpion Major 164 Rep 1,210 Posts Drives: Nothing Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nowhere iTrader: (0)	Hahahaha
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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18405 Rep 9,422 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	^ I got a winner Best regards, Wede
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