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Originally Posted by Delta0311

Single guys steps to getting your dick wet on the regular.

Grab a pen and take notes OP

1. Get jacked. If you need to get this done quickly then invest in some juice.

2. Dress well. You don't have to be running around in a Hugo Boss fitted suit but wear clothes that fit you well and extenuate the physique from step 1.

3. Don't be poor. This one is self explanatory. Broke dicks don't get the pussy wet. It is honestly not hard to make a decent living in the US. If you are past 25 and still broken then you don't deserve to get laid.

4. Have your own place. Bringing your chick to your moms pad is fine when you are in your late teen or early 20s. If you are close to 30 and still doing it then see step 3.

5. Hygiene. Keep your self looking neat. Fix your eye brows, cut the hair, get your dental checkups in, shower etc. Oh and keep your damn house clean.. Nothing worse than bringing in a girl when your house looks like it was occupied by crackheads.

6. Don't talk too much.. Don't brag about yourself. Don't walk around smiling all the damn time (makes you look weak). Being funny\witty help a lot too in these matters but if you don't have that going for you then concentrate on the other factors. And of course don't be a whiny bitch and NEVER say shit about your ex, no matter how crazy of a bitch she might be.

7. Walk with pride. Those who were in the military probably got this down already. Basically, don't walk like you are a 130lb accountant and this is your first day in prison; if this is you then immediately go back to step 1. When speaking, look the girl in the eyes and speak from your chest so you don't sound like you are whispering or someone is squeezing your nuts.

Well said.