[Captain Blood]

Originally Posted by vreihen16

My (now-late) best friend and a group of us would go out for dinner one night per week for years. He was a glutton for punishment, and would make us go back to the same chain restaurant week after week to receive the same bad service. We used to call it dinner theater, because he would send the same special-order entree back to the kitchen every week because they couldn't prepare it to his liking.

After several weeks of this, we went back yet again and he placed the same special order. When the server asked me for my order, I said that I wanted (the un-special version of) what he ordered...but hold the spit.

When she came to deliver the plates, she served his first. Then, she put mine down and said filet mignon, medium, no spit. It was priceless! Oh, and he never wanted to go back to that restaurant ever again.....

Outback?